The Nintendo Update

And the Movement Continues Even More

2006-07-19T20:23:00.000-07:00

Yet, another site is discovering Pauline's past.
Destructoid

(Actually, I spent sometime at that site and they actually have some pretty interesting stuff.)

LET THE REVOLUTION BEGIN.

Nintendo, bring Pauline back and let people speculate.

The Pauline Truth Movent has begun!!

2006-07-16T09:39:00.000-07:00

Just as I had hoped more people are beginning to take notice that Pauline was a forgotten Character. And some sites are beginning to question her origins.

like this Site...

Press The Button

If you'd like to know how pauline is involved with the Mario Conspiracy, read these articles.

The Mario Conspiracy

The Mario Conspiracy 2

The Mario Conspiracy 3

Enjoy.

Create your own RPG

2006-07-03T17:26:00.000-07:00

If you are a vetran to the site (All 2 of you), then you would know that I'm creating a 2d RPG called "NeoSky."

I believe that a lot of people have great idea for RPGs but have no way to express them. behold the OHRRPGCE. It's the very engine that I use to create NeoSky.

The OHRRPGCE, also called"custom", has been the the first engine that I've ever dealt with. I believe the reason I stuck with it was because of it's ease of use.

Let me break down Custom a little,

Basicly the engine can create games resemble games from the early SNES Final Fantasy. Believe it or not though, it's created with the language, "FreeBasic"and is an 8-bit engine but can pump out some pretty impressive results.

If you were expecting some 3d results, then look elsewhere. Custom is only for the purest of RPGs. If you have a good concept for an RPG I STRONGLY recommend the OHRRPGCE. Because it set up all the structure for you. All you are required to do, is draw, write and develop your idea.

All the games do have this odd simularity to them though, so if you are a graphics whore, this may not be for you.

You can download the OHRRPGCE here!

And finally, when the game section of the site is complete look for "NeoSky".

Mario Conspiracy 3

2006-05-22T19:26:00.000-07:00

If any one has watched season 5 of 24 or just the American News. One would come to discover that even leaders demonstrated as harmless can be very evil. In the past I've had two other Articles on the Mario Conspiracy exploiting the truth. The true evil of the "hero" us Nintendo fans call Mario.

For this one let me begin with something a little more obvious and point out the facts.

If you havent noticed have all his games, Mario can easily be prooven as a Drug addict. If you don't believe me then let's take a look into some Mario titles and get this straight right off the bat.

How does this sentence sound to you? "Get the green mushroom and you get another life."
bet you thought of that one twice, two different ways.

This doesn't take that much explaining once you actually take a harder look. Understand this, this is a man that gets "bigger" or "get another life" off eating Mushrooms. A man that's in love a girl named "Princess Peach Toadstood" that which lives in the "Mushroom Kingdom."

Almost every single aspect in Mario is based off a Mushroom in some sense. Even the platforms in the game Super Mario Bros were mushrooms, but doesn't stop there. In the newer Super Mario game called "New Super Mario Bros" These Mushroom platforms are dancing.

Could it be that Mario is just one big drug trip? Could be. Let's take a look at this Mario Summary and you be the judge...

"A plumber from Brooklyn goes into a sueage system and gets warped into another world where he eats mushrooms, rides a Dinosaure-Dragon, to save a princess of the Mushroom Kingdom

Over the many years, I noticed one thing about Nintendo titles: You don't question them, you accept them. And Why? Simply because they're possibly so outragous that they make sense. Perhaps though, this what Mario wanted.

If this wasn't proof enough for you and you don't believe that Mario does drugs, then perhaps you will believe my next suspision.

Mario supports guns and abuses them.

Remember when the NES got shipped? Remember what game was inside? Super Mario Bros PLUS Duck Hunt. Pure proof that even since the days with the Nes, he has offiliate himself with the Nintendo Zapper (gun).

In 1989 there was a japanese movie released only in Japan. And retold classic fairy tales with Mario characters. This takes place in the mario history. It's there, it's just hidden. I have these images. (also, including the image at the beginning of the rant.)

Here's an image of Mario going back to his roots. Pure Evil. What would you do if you had a man from New York run at you like this with a gun?Here's the truth: (Like I've said in past Mario Conspiracy's) Bowser is working with Mario to help Mario install his "good nature". Notice that Mario never actually kills Bowser just beats him up just enough. If you thought that Mario uses skills and cunning plan to defeat Bowser, think again. Behold the truth.
Mario commonly would hide this sort of thing, but I like to introduce Yoshi Safari. What is the story? Take a look at the picture, it's just as it seems. Mario grabs his bazooka like gun blows the crap out of all the goobas and Koopa troopas of the Yoshi Safari. I actually just remembered that he's riding Yoshi through out the whole game. Look at Yoshi's content face, simply satisfied with the gun wielding Mario.Let's take a look in Yoshi's history then shall we...

Yoshi to this day has been in tons of Puzzle games from Tetris Attack to Yoshi Cookie. He's been there. So should we really be calling this Dragon-Dinosaure harmless. For him to be the master at these brain training like games there has to be something more. Could Yoshi be the Master Mind from the very start?

Remember Yoshi's Island? Baby Mario was droped from the sky and landed on Yoshi's back. The question is: Is Baby Mario the youger version of Mario? Or the Generation of Mario?

The answer: Nintendo never clearafied this.

In some game's like Mario Kart: Double Dash, Yoshi's Island and Mario Tennis Baby Mario is different person from Mario. Yet, in other games like Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time, Mario Golf: TT and Mario Power Tennis he is the younger form of Mario.

So did Yoshi have a negative effect on Mario at a young age? The answer is unknown.

So do you believe that Mario's Evil yet? If not then take a look at my next point which is actually the most recent.

The newest game to the Mario Saga is "New Super Mario Bros." That game brings Mario to his platfroming roots. Which include hurting and killing every Koopa troopa and goomba, right? Then can somebody explain to me a previous Mario game then...

Paper Mario 2 showed that the Koopa troopa and Goobas are NOT a threat to mario at the least bit, so why is he killing them in the next game? Simply cause he's not. Gooba and Koopa's have never been enemy to Mushroom Kingdom. It's true that Koopa and Goombas work for Bowser. But remember who does Bowser work for? He works for Mario.

Mario has set up the kidnapping of Princess peach everytime. Why? To make him seem like a hero. To have an excuse to convict the Koopa Troopa and goombas.

That pretty much covers a few reasons why Mario shouldn't be looked in his happy light.

But that's not what this is about.

Believe it or not, this is about a new game/new box art that raises so many questions...

Look at this...
The first thing that caught my eye with this the apperance of Pauline. I'm glad that Nintendo is showing her again. I hope that people catch on to the funny business that Mario has been pulling (It may help with Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection) . Anyhoo, on to the first question.

Why is Donkey Kong capturing Pauline?

Wasn't the Donkey Kong that captured Pauline, Cranky Kong nowadays? So what is the motive behind this? It could be that Donkey Kong needs to show himself again in a big way. What was the last triple "A" title Donkey Kong had? Donkey Konga? Don't think so.

How did Donkey Kong know how to take Pauline from Brooklyn?

There's only one pipe that goes to brooklyn and must activated by a special man, Mario. The only way that Donkey Kong could've gone to Pauline's location in Brooklyn is through Mario's direction. Which proves that Mario has set this all up.

What is Mario's motive with Pauline?

This is a good question. Donkey Kong is a known ally with Mario so if you get the idea take this new (Rare) Donkey Kong has motives with Pauline, you are wrong. It's Mario that has motives. I believe that he wants to rescue Pauline to perhaps carry out a plan that not only HE has created.

I touched on this is the last MC. Think about it, Mario now has FULL controll over the Mushroom Kingdom. He controlls everyone and everything from Princess Toadstool to Bowser. Perhaps this was Paulines idea the whole time? He would take over the new world. And Pauline would become his queen. So was Pauline being cheated on with Peach or is Peach being cheated on with Pauline. Perhaps, Mario's just playing them both.

There are so many new Mario games coming out yearly. I will buy this one as I do the others. I need to know the truth and once I have more fast I post ANOTHER Mario Conspiracy.

So it clear? Do you understand? Well if you don't then, after 3 Mario conspiracys then you'll have to wait untill the site makes another redesign.

E3: Natsume's Lufia

2006-05-16T13:59:00.000-07:00

Before E3 I wandered if a new Lufia game was coming out, Natsume annouced that they were making one "secret game" for the Wii.

What was it? So was it a Lufia?

The answer...

NO!It was a freaking Harvest Moon.

Oh for the love of God, how can passably be called this a secret? Natsume, all you've made for the last 2-3 years has been Harvest Moon. Come on!

*Breath*

The Wire (aka, RevolutionReport.com) just had an interview with Natsume...

Here's the part that count (the part with Lufia)...

The Wiire: Speaking of older titles, Natsume started on the Super Nintendo and of course Nintendo has its Virtual Console service. Are you in talks with Nintendo about offering some classic titles for download?

Markay: Me personally, I know very few details about it. I'm sure in the coming months Nintendo will talk about what's to come. From our side, we have fans that can no longer get Harvest Moon for the Super Nintendo or Lufia 2, or games that are unfortunately out of production because there's no space for them on retail shelves, so I'd love to see Natsume titles on Virtual Console.

The Wiire: Speaking of the Lufia series, are there any plans to continue that on any platform?

Markay: After Lufia returns, the same development group that handled Lufia Returns and Lufia 2 made a project a few years ago for us called CIMA. They are great role-players; they know role-playing games. To be honest, my president, my colleague, is a huge fan of role-playing games, I'm a huge fan of role-playing games, and I know Natsume likes to consistently put out role-playing games. So I do see a future role-playing game coming from us, I don't know if it will be a Lufia game or something of that nature, but definitely some sort of role-playing game will be coming.

The Bradshaw: What does this mean? Lufia 2 on the Virtual Console, on the Wii!! YES! At least SOMETHING!! After waiting so many years!! I can finally own the game!... wait wait... I always had the game...

Lufia (Melphis): Where ARE you bringing me?!
Pirate (Nintendo): I'm going to show you my Wii.

E3: The Shell

2006-05-09T20:26:00.000-07:00

Finally after all this time I finally get to see the shell. Leave to E3 for something like this.
So what's so awsome about this?

Look at it...

I'll pray that this is the thing I'll be playing Super Smash Bros Wii on.

I personally think that the shell is the best designed controller ever. Why? because it looks like this...The other best controller Nintendo ever made, the Super Nintendo controller. I find that this design was perfect and still IS perfect today. Besides, this was one of the first designs that Playstation copied.

But seriously, isn't the glass-like buttons on the controller beautiful. It's so sleek, so clean. I love glass. It's nice to finally see Nintendo with the upper hand when it comes to looks. Usually they didn't know what they were doing and and painted whatever they had, to try to make it shiny with the silver colour. They thought they were hip.

(Ok, the PS2 controller is fine, where's the PS3's? Oh... and it's silver... )

E3 begins

2006-05-09T13:47:00.000-07:00

The blog will be updates more frequently because of E3 news.

Stay tuned.

Get all the info in one place at Nintendo Centrum

2006-04-27T16:36:00.000-07:00

Stick with Nintendo Centrum for all the E3 news, and comeback for the opinions at thebradshaw.com

http://nin-centrum.blogspot.com/

Nintendo Wii

2006-04-27T15:18:00.000-07:00

If you arn't aware, news site everywhere are ranting about the new name for CODE-NAMED: Revolution. This new name has been rejected from every angle and has been compared to taking a piss. What is it?
Actually, I like the picture...

At first when I first saw it, like everyone I hated it. If you have been blind to the media, then you may be unaware that almost every media source hates the name (Don't believe me look up Nintendo Wii on Google News and look at the headlines).

But this one doesn't.

I and all the staff at Thebradshaw.com agree that Wii is a great name. It's just something that need to be taken with a cup of maturity.

Left and right I see Nintendo Fans question there loyalty, and for what? A NAME? Come on! It this all it takes. Is this why? For what others may think of you?

Personally I don't give a crap what it's called. The fact of the matter is, it has Super Smash Bros. Online. It will play FPS in a whole new way with "Red Steel". It will bring together the casual and the hardcore. It will create a new generation, a gaming Revolution.

Wii will Change Everything.

A Day without Air.

2006-04-16T18:40:00.000-07:00

Imagine an alternate reality, where there were no video games.

As gamers we hear so many story from the ones before us about times when video games didn't exist. Stories about times when they had to move and actually play sport. And outside?

Some gamers play video games everyday, some play on weekends . Personally I play every second day. What's the longest you've went without playing a video game? I remember a time when I was grounded for 6 months, I just got that new game "Yoshi's Island" and I couldn't play it. The days were slow, VERY SLOW. I looked at my Super Nintendo all, everyday since the beginning with anticipation. So finally, when that time limit was actually done, I ran to my Super Nintendo and played non-stop thus making me HOOKED on Video Games.

Moral of the story: Parents, the more you take away things, the more children want them. That's why I laugh at all the parents that think you can eliminate a childs interest in video games just by removing them from existance.

Back to main topic though...

I often think of things children use to do, in the old days of my Grand Parents. They didn't have video games and I wondered what would've done at that time. I pictured myself hitting a rock side to side on the ground with my hands. So, I actually asked my Grand Father what he did when he a child he said the following, "When I was a kid, in the war, I push the wheel barrels full of cement to build the home in Greece." I don't know about you, but playing "Smash Bros" sounds a lot more fun.

At school I go to this table, that inculdes a lot of my friend that all (surprise surprise) play Nintendo DS. When even one of us doesn't charge or have there Nintendo DS, the day slows down and sometimes, we don't even play. The day turns into, constant glacing at the clock for some, or constant girlfriend occupation. Ladies and gentlemen, this is just one day!

So what do we call times without video games, or places without video games? Where are very way of life is questioned and sacrificed. Where one has to be placed in dangerous senerios to emulate a dangerous adventurous experience. Where all swords in adventures and guns in FPS' become reallity. A reality where parents can't shut there kids up. A reality where children have to get into war and fights to feel the same amount intensity.

Non stop violence. Non stop bordom. Non stop antispation for something that will never come.

What do we call this?

Hell.

Why did I buy a GameCube?

2006-04-08T18:32:00.000-07:00

I hear this question all the time. Why did I buy a GameCube VS the PS2? And why do I think it's one of the best Nintendo systems. Even topping systems like Nintendo 64.

Let me explain.

First off, when I look at my GameCube the first thing that come to my mind is one word. Epic.

Why "Epic", why not something like "Fun"? Because there where/are points in this GameCube life span that aren't so fun. So why Epic?

The Nintendo GameCube has been about testing my Nintendo loyalty, not forgetting what I believe in. Not forgetting, the origins. I'm very VERY sure that I'm not the first one to say that Playstation copies Nintendo. But they did and they still do. Some gamer can look past this. But NO Nintendo gamer should. To who ever does, I ask this?

Who are you?

Do you know who are anymore? Are you still a Nintendo fan? If so, why? Because you enjoyed orignal content, original ideas and original philosophy. If so where did this dedication all go?

I know as well as anyone that GameCube nowadays hasn't been providing the most entertainable experiences. But this the time that will test one's self. And seperate the Nintendo Gamer from the Mainstream Gamer. Call it a test if you will.

Many Nintendo gamers will say that the are a Gamer first and Nintendo Fan second, so they trade in there GCN for a PS2. Really? So denying great Fanchises like Zelda, Pikmin, Super Mario makes you more of a Gamer? Well, one thing for sure, you lost any chance of being called a Nintendo gamer or Logical for that matter.

But about those people who Bought an Xbox or a PS2 and a GameCube. Well, I guess it's alright. But were these people the same people who bought a Sega Gennisis next to there Super Nintendo and a Playstation next to there Nintendo 64? If ya did, you are a different kind of gamer JUST titled "Gamer". I'm talking about Nintendo Gamers, Nintendo Masters, Nintendo Fan, Nintendo Freak, Nintendo Nut and last (but not least) Nintendo Fanboy.

When I see, a home that contains a NES, Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64, Nintendo GameCube and then suddenly a Xbox and/or PS2. To me, those are the Nintendo fans that gave up after pressure, that couldn't stick with Nintendo when they really needed it. I've been there, I AM there, I know how it is. I know how hard it is to see games like "Final Fantasy" and "Perfect Dark" move on to Xbox and Playstation. I know how hard it was to stick with Nintendo when they replaced the idea of online with connectivity. Don't be confused, this isn't something that Nintendo gamer have to do for Nintendo, this something Nintendo gamer need to do for themself. To truly ask themself.

Who are you?

Some people say that the GameCube has no good games But there is AMAZING games for the system. I find it entertaining to find all GameCube hidden gems. We all know that the normal Gamecube owner is going to have games like "Super Smash Bros Melee" or "Metroid Prime". But how many people have games like "Skies of Arcadia", "Baten Kaitos" and Star Fox: Assault"?

Many will say that the Nintendo 64 was one of the best system because of games like "Legend of Zelda: OOT", "Smash Bros" and of course "Golden Eye". But I will make a bold statement and say that Nintendo 64's titles were inferior to that of the GameCube's. Now many won't believe, so let me prove myself.

I'm going to take some Nintendo 64's hits and compare them to the GameCube's. Proving that the Nintendo 64 was a Revolution and Gamecube was the Perfection.

Golden Eye to Metroid Prime

Nothing (well, maybe Red Steel) will compare to Golden Eye. But I believe that Metroid Prime's performance for the Cube is comparable. Golden Eye was THE first person fix. Though Metroid Prime was the best change EVER to hit the Metroid series. The First person fix of 2003.

Super Smash Bros. to Super Smash Bros Melee.

Must I say anything? Look at the amount of things that are avalible to the player the GameCube VS the Nintendo 64 version. Character in the N64 version: 10 (I think). Characters in the GameCube version: 27.
GameCube wins: Game Set.

Paper Mario VS Paper Mario: The Thousand Year door.

Paper Mario had a pattern that wasn't very interesting. Go to a location, get a new character and hear more about the stupid Princess you STILL need to save from the stupid castle. Now, let's look at the Thousand Year Door. Many twist and turn. This game actually managed to get me hooked from the momment I put it my GameCube. And the ending was amazing. Well, it was much better then saving the Princess from Bowser for the 18th time. Let's not forget, Paper Mario for the 64 had to live up to "Super Mario RPG" for the Super Nintendo.

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time to Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.

To early to tell. But my money's on Twilight Princess.

Just check any Twilight Princess Trailer.

To whoever may doubt me after this rant. I dare that person to play a game of Perfect Dark on the Nintendo 64 then compare it to ANY GAMECUBE game made by Nintendo.

Nintendo 64 was great for it's time but I've moved on to pefected game experiences.

So over all, was the GameCube Entertaining? Not all the time.
Was the GameCube Fun? Not all the time.
Was the GameCube a Test? Not all the time.

What was it then? EPIC.

Whoever may feel the temptations overwhelming them, go play Nintendo Ds. The wait is almost over. Soon a Revolution will be hooked up to your TV. And you will proud that you didn't waist you money or your pride.

Note: This rant is for Nintendo Gamers only. If you are currently playing Playstation, changing your ways could be a harder task. If you one of those people that own second system next to Nintendo GameCube then unfortunatly you not have gotten though the whole experience. Keep in mind, that this rant talking about OWNING a competing system, not about PLAYING a competing system. Also keep in mind, that I (The author) had 3 games for the Nintendo 64 and over 40 for the GameCube. If you have a Sony Playstation and/or Xbox only and you enjoy thoughs systems, you really should ask if you are willing to change your ways. If you arn't willing to do so, LEAVE.

NeoSky

2006-04-06T10:23:00.000-07:00

If you are wondering why there hasent been an update in a while. Look at the reason.

GDC

2006-03-27T20:12:00.000-08:00

Okay, I'll admit it. I lost the GDC rant. Why? Because instead of closing a tab, I shut down my browser.

Let me break it down for ya.

-Revolution's virtual console now has Genesis and Turbo Grafx 16 games.

-Oh yeah, Zelda Phantom Hourglass.

I've come to the terms that no REAL info about the Revolution is coming out untill E3.

GDC rant coming soon...

2006-03-23T15:57:00.000-08:00

And don't worry I havent forgot about GDC, believe me.

More to come...

Believe.

(seriousgamer007 inside joke... for the slow people)

Click the Link, It speaks for itself

2006-03-23T15:37:00.000-08:00

My friend at Nintendo Centrum just got shot down...

Click on comments and check the fight "Thebradshaw" is having with this freak and feel free to post a comment of your own.

http://nintendo-centrum.blogspot.com/

If you have any idea's on how I can punish him E-mail me.

Oh yes the new Nintendo Centrum is...

http://nin-centrum.blogspot.com/

Xbox4ever 360

2006-03-05T06:12:00.000-08:00

When I first began this site in very early stages there were very few people on my message board. One of the few people were XBox4ever. Xbox4ever had the nerve to go on a ProNintendo site and rant on about Xbox.

But there's a twist.

Yesterday, when I was surfing on my message boards, my friend Daniel (Silrohasnolifejustyours) pointed out that two of the IP addresses on the board were the same HolySong and Xbox4ever. My own sister!

But wait there's ANOTHER twist.

Later the next morning I discovered that Xbox4ever WASN'T my sister. Xbox4ever was my mother. MY OWN MOTHER.

My sister was really an early forum member was called Breadmilkcat.

Jack the Ripper was my friend, Tim.

I hope I never have to do another post like this AGAIN! Now, go back to the topics with these people and rethink the post.

....And I have an annoucement to make, I'm really named "Bradshaw", NOT "The Bradshaw".

My REAL dream come true.

2006-03-03T15:36:00.000-08:00

I believe I best just copy-paste the article from Revolution Report.
___

Natsume Developing Nintendo Revolution Title
by Shawn White (03/03/06)

Speaking to gaming site IGN, a representative for publisher Natsume confirmed that one of the studios it publishes for is working on a game for Nintendo's next-generation console, code-named the Nintendo Revolution.

No details regarding the game's name, genre or release date were announced. The Natsume representative mentioned that it will be shown at E3 2006, but only behind closed doors, meaning only to select members of the press.

Natsume is best known as the North American publisher of the Harvest Moon series, which has enjoyed a number of iterations spanning virtually every Nintendo console since the Super Nintendo. Although a new Harvest Moon game for Revolution seems like a plausible candidate for this new unnamed title, it could very well be an original project.

Revolution Report will have more details on upcoming Revolution projects as they become available.
___

What is this mystery game... or what Should it be?

Ladies and germs, the answer is simple (Alex, you know where this is going...) :

Click on the picutre for a giant version. Do it, It's awesome to me.

Or... it could be a Harvest moon...

My Dream Come True

2006-02-28T15:31:00.000-08:00

After waiting and waiting I finally know the truth about Nintendo DS Lite.

Yes...

According to lik-sang with just had a hand on with Nintendo DS lite, COMFIRMED that the Lite has "SPRING LOADED BUTTONS!!!"

YES NINTENDO, CLICKING IS FOR A COMPUTER MOUSE!!

Long live the DS!!

Hey look a longer stylus, now I won't feel like I need to clean my teeth with it.
Let there be light, I give you the Nintendo DS Lite Difference.

So how do you light them apples PS(to the)P? Now you're even MORE of a paper wieght. The sad part is that papers it's holding down are probably more fun than the PSP. What are those papers? Homework.

Updates

2006-02-27T15:09:00.000-08:00

From now on I will try to update more often. TRY! It's just been hard without very much Nintendo Info coming in nowadays...

Ten reasons why the DS sucks.

2006-02-23T19:42:00.000-08:00

I know what your thinking, "didn't you say the DS owned?" I know, and it does there is just somethings that get to me a bit...

10) Color

I believe that one of the oddest moves Nintendo has done for the system is the colors. While Japan got cool colors like White and Black we got Blue and Red. Childish, not sleek.

9) Compatibility

I love Game Boy, GAME BOY, Not Game Boy Advance, GAME BOY. I don't get it, you have the bottom slot at the bottom of the unit, USE IT. But use it for GOOD games. Games that were on the Game Boy and the Game boy Color.

8) Friend Codes

What is this all about? I have to remember a code longer than some GameShark codes just to play online with my friends. Oh come on. Gamer tags PLEASE Nintendo.

7) Screens

Ever try playing the Nintendo DS outside on a bright summer day. Well, (since I was crazy) I have. The screens go black. So let me get this strait. This Machine has a backlight to improve the picture in the darkness but for some reason screws up in the light.

6) Shape

Ah yes, the shape. Nothing says N-E-S more than this. When I first bought my DS (The one I broke), it came with a demo called "Metroid Prime Hunters: Frist Hunt". I came descover that after 30 minutes of gameplay my hand felt like my frist experience with the Xbox control all over again.

5) Power Button

At first I thought this wouldn't be a big deal when I bought this thing. Well, that's untill I went t school ato least. You see, there are many friends of mine who like to tease me and screw me over when I'm WINNING in a multiplayer game of Mario Kart DS. It's not even like they have to look; it's on the front of the DS. The Power button on the front is like saying, "Press me to piss of this guy, do it, it's easy!"

4) Slickness

If I'm comparing the looks of the Nintendo DS with the one shown at E3, I believe it's obvious that I'd like this one. But the fact of the matter is that the normal people in the world (The people who don't even know E3 exist) are comparing it to the PS(to the)P. I am too. I don't get me wrong, I like the flip idea and all. I just don't like the stupid paint that scatches of on the second week.

3) Lufia!!

And just where the hell is my Lufia game? Neverland company, Natsume, Atlus, Taito, SquareEnix, Who ever owns the Lufia games, Listen to me. The Nintendo DS is more than able to play a 2d RPG. Make another Lufia, come on it's been like what? 5 years? Or at least remake the second. Do it for me, the one Lufia you have left... whoever you are.

2) Crappy Ports

Nothing pisses me off more than crappy ports, actually something does, that why this is number 2. EA, Ubisoft, THQ... Why must you even make ports? What's the purpose? Sometimes we don't even like the original deal, so why even make a port? I'm looking at you EA. As for Ubisoft, how do manage to screw up not one but four of the biggest game franchises. Prince of Persia, Spinter Cell, Rayman, Lunar: Destroied. How about THQ eh? How do you get the nerve to buy stupid cartoon lisences, make ports, of sequels to crappy games? It seems that companies like SquareEnix, Nintendo, Namco and Sega (that one's for Sega Slayer) are going to be the ones leeding this Nintendo Ds Market.

1) Clicky Buttons

If you know me, you'll know that one of the things I rant about most are the Clicky buttons on Nintendo DS ALSO found on GBA SP. If you are reading this right now, stop and start pressing the buttons on your clock radio and imagine yourself playing Mario Party with this. I swear the first time I heard clicking when I moved my character with the D-pad I felt like buying a gun and shooting something. Not because I like guns, because I like how the trigger would push one centemeter VS the 0.2 milimeter button press on Nintendo DS.

Note> I'm talking about the original Nintendo DS and I know the New Nintendo DS Lite will fix most of these problems.

Mario Kart DS with The Bradshaw

2006-02-19T20:21:00.000-08:00

It's a little hard sometimes with Nintendo Wi-Fi connection. So here's the info you need to know to race me on Nintendo Wifi connection.

My Name: Bradshaw
Friend code: 463918 668034

I'm playing Mario Kart DS online at 6:00PM to 7:00PM (Eastern time, I think).

I look foward to the racing...

Note: Sometimes my connection gets screwed. I'm working on getting another router... one day.

Good Bye GamecubeHeaven.tk

2006-02-09T16:07:00.000-08:00

I remember it like was yesterday, I like Nintendo and the internet was quite new to me. And I wanted to talk to some fellow Nintendo fans online so I joined the GameCubeHeaven Message Boards A.K.A, The GCH-XG Forum Network.

I've been a member of this site for a while now and I'm sad to hear that it's shuting down. The people of the boards I met there were great and the debates between a man named "Linteria" and I were very entertaining.

Yes, the Boards were great, (even though I felt like the odd one) we talked about everything from Nintendo to Fanboyism. These debates and conversations have strengthend my stance on this industry.

Interestingly enough, that site has been a way of comunication for Kate and I from the beginning to the end. Finally, as the GDC 2006 comes in a month, I finally ask for forgiveness for destroying your GDC 2005 hype tread...

And of course, I wish the best for Ryan Reynolds I hope he becomes very sucessful journalist. I look forward to another new read.

Finally, if anyone from the GameCubeheaven comes across this site please join the boards.

TheBradshaw.tk now has an Enemy

2006-01-27T17:22:00.000-08:00

I think I pissed someone of...

Sega Slayer

Really though, did I not see this coming?

This guy seems a little constipated. Yo, SegaSucks Guy, cool down...

The Bradshaw Writes Back...

"Mario merging the mushroom kingdom with brooklyn, taking down Princess toadstool, to make Pauline Queen of Earth!"

DAMN RIGHT!!

First off, I'm having fun with the Nintendo universe. I find that Mario seemed so good willed that had to think of something different. Perhaps a side of Mario that we haven't seen.

And my name ISN'T Georgia Loukas. I accidently used my mother's E-mail. My Email is the following... The_Real_Bradshaw@yahoo.com

Yes I read your responce, and you make so pretty bold caims about me. You shouldn't make me repersent the entire view of Canada. Because believe me, we'd all be in big troulbe.

Here read this one... it's funny.

"Oh, its so sad. I'm such a loser because I took the time to make an interesting an original website to inform people about unsound business practices in the video game industry. And you are clearly such a winner with the time you spent typing up wild conspiracy theories about how Mario is going to conquer Brooklin and somehow overthrow the goverment. I bow to your superior Canadian intellect!"

I think you use the term "interesting" very loosly. I understand that you make rants about "Unsound" business practices in the video game industry", but why target Sega? Why not Microsoft? Or even Nintendo? Like mine, It's not like your Goverment is so "Fair" when it comes to people's money, so why don't you make a website like that and leave the gaming to the gamers. Oh yes, and I'm not actually believing in this "Mario Conspiracy" you gullible idiot. I write it for fun if you haven't caught on. I turn my back and bow to your American Stupidity.

He also wrote this...

"and now its time for the real stereotype: the Canadian Dumbass. This guy thought he was so smart when he made this rant about my site but by calling me a fag, making wild assumptions about my political views and throwing lame insults like "his mother left him for a sega" he only serves to prove how uninformed and pathetic he really is. I would also like to know where this second website of mine is, because this is the only Sega-realted website I've worked on in the past five years. Its also funny how he thinks I don't own a gaming "system" to play games on. You know, the PC obviously doesn't count even though I play games on it every day (and games that are no doubt more advanced than the ancient SNES games this guy is obssesed with)."

Okay man, your not a Fag, your a very American manly man. Don't cry it's ok. Instead of commenting on my insults why don't answer the question. Why do think Sega is worth your time? If you can't stand them so much, don't waste your time on them. Help clean the internet and get your site off. It can't serve it's purpose, get it off. I was wrong in saying that you have two sites of this garbage, but you do have two domain names, Segasucks.com and Segasucks.net. And I was right in saying you don't have a gaming system. No, the PC's sole purpose IS NOT FOR games. Yeah, the PCs are so good when it comes to gaming that they have no good exclusive games nowadays. and yes, My Super Nintendo can kick the shit out of your PC. You may have quality when it comes to graphics but the real purpose of a game is to have fun with it (which Super Nintendo games are SO much better at). People who think otherwise are retar-oh wait.

Here's the E-mail he tried to send me, which actually went to my mother...

Dear Canada,

Its kind of funny how you read the warning on my entry page and assumed you understood what the whole website was about from that. Its also kind of funny how most of your comments revolve around throwing totally unfounded insults and using the word "fag" allot. I guess well thought out remarks and factual information aren't currently in style in Canada? That would tend to explain allot.

From a nice warm beach in America,
Sega Slayer

I'm not totally after your site... well maybe I am. but your attitude is a piece of shit. You don't seem understand the whole concept of the way any industry works. Your just another American shooting his mouth off like he knows it all. And back the hell off Canada, it's not our people in Irac being killed for a meaningless purpose. You seem to discredit the information in Canada. Though you live in country that won't give clear reasoning for any of thier actions. No wait, they have one... what was it... Freedom. Good Lord... Keep in mind that the swastika also meant freedom at one time.

Freezing my butt off in Canada.

The Bradshaw

It's about time: Introducing the Nintendo DS Lite

2006-01-26T19:12:00.000-08:00

Must I say more. Of course I do.

This is amazing and may be the first system I ever import. So what ARE the new features of this handheld? The answer... NOTHING.

That's right except for the bightness and wieght of the system, nothing has changed. And that's perfectly fine because there wasn't much wrong with the original DS BESIDES Lighting and Wieght. It's a lighter system and has a lighter screen thus being named the Nintendo DS "Lite".

It's obvious to see that the DS was inspired by the Revolution, with it's buttons and all. Speaking of buttons, I pray that this thing doesn't have the "click buttons".

This is a perfect follow up to my last entry (not the one of Kate, the one before that.) Just another reason why the DS owns.

Information Beyond Gaming

2006-01-16T14:56:00.000-08:00

I regret to inform you of a slow down of updates... well, rants.

The reason being that my girlfriend broke up with me.

I may post time to time but I need to reconstruct myself. It's hard to think about Nintendo at a time like this...

Kate, I'm gonna miss you.

10 Reasons why Nintendo DS is the Best System Ever!

2006-01-14T22:01:00.000-08:00

It's hard, but it has to get done. Here is another entry.

I have over 35 of the Nintendo GameCube's best games. And all it took for me to ignore them all were three games on Nintendo DS (Meteos, Mario Kart DS, Animal Crossing: Wild World). And I thought while glancing at my GameCube and my invisible PS2, 'These are consoles, GAME CONSOLES!! Why the heck is the little machine beating the crap out of these!'

The Reasons why Nintendo DS owns...

10: Virtual Surround Sound

How do you have Suround sound with two speakers, simple- you don't. It 's emulated but does a good job at it. Play Super Mario 64 DS and hear the chirps of the birds in back of you.

9: Connectivity to the Revolution

Virtual Console plus Portibility equal endless possibilities. Imagine downloading Chrono Trigger from your Nintendo Revolution to your Nintendo DS and playing it on the go. Or through the Revolution Wi-Fi, downloading demo from E3 on your DS!

8: Wireless Multiplayer

God knows hows many DS owners and non-DS owners I've convince with this feature. All it takes is a single pak multiplayer match in Mario Kart DS and they get the picture.

7: Long Battery life

The DS on one charge can go for at the very least 6 hours VS the PSP's 2 hours.

6: All the Game Boy Advance titles are playable

There are so many titles for the GameBoy Advance. And a lot of them are some of the best games made since the Super Nintendo, or ARE Super Nintendo games for that matter. Not to mention, the continued suport with games like Tales of Phantasia and Final Fantasy.

5: Inovation

The touch screen, the Mic, the two screens has brought some of the most freshest ideas ever. Just to think games like meteos and Nintendogs wouldn't be around without the DS makes me proud of Nintendo's new direction. I don't think I could ever get use to typing with out the touch screen after Animal Crossing.

4: Comparing it to the PSP

I remember 1 year ago when the DS came out and it only had one game (Super Mario 64 DS). While the PSP had a lot. The PSP owner would laugh at us showing us the near PS2-like graphic with near Shit games. Now it's our turn to rise. With Mario Kart DS, Animal Crossing: Wild World, Castlevania, Advanced Wars, Nintendogs, and Meteos Nintendo can put Sony in there place.

3: Square Enix Support

I believe that everyone was excited to hear that Square-Enix was going to support Nintendo DS VS PSP. Well, accept for PSP fanboys.

To your right you will see the biggest burn to Sony in ages...

2: Exclusives!!

There are so many Exclusive games coming out for this thing, Not to Mention Tales of the Tempest for my sister's sake. The DS set the trendsetters apart from the followers *coughPSPcough*.

To your right you will see exclusive Tales of The Tempest screens...

1: Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection

But by far the best move Nintendo DS made was easily Nintendo WiFi Connection. Never have I played Mario Kart for so long. Games like this are just beginning, They're also coming out with some other stuff too, like Metroid. But the one game that will rule the online space this March 20th won't be Metroid, Smash Bros or Zelda. It will be Tetris.
Yes, that's right, Tetris DS is coming to the DS ONLINE... with a Mario candy coating but I'm sure you can still pick from the old Russian look.

Below you can see this 10 player madness.

Well, that just about wraps it up. Keep these reasons in mind. Also say the reason if you ever feel the need to convince a PS fan.

Tales of Kratos and Raine

2006-01-08T11:59:00.000-08:00

I've trying to do some research about the relationship between Kratos and Raine, if there was any to begin with.

But it would seeem that a topic that involves Tales of Symphonia and Kratos screams my sister's name... (Which is named "HolySong" on the boards)

So this Nintendo Update entry is written by her for her people AND WITH GOOD GRAMMAR?

Thoughts on KratosxRaine

These are my opinions and thoughts on KratosxRaine. Disproving KratosxRaine, might I add. Don't like them? Don't read them, then. However, even if you don't like my side of things, I ask you to at least consider my arguments and what I have written. You are not obligated to change your opinion upon reading this.

Throughout Tales of Symphonia fanfictions, I’ve seen a large population of KratosxRaine stories. This shocks me, since the majority of these writers know that Kratos is Lloyd’s father, and that he had a relationship with Anna. KratosxRaine, in my opinion, almost seems like an excuse to put Kratos in a pairing with someone alive. The pairing is plausible if you don’t know that Kratos loved Anna, but once you know all the truths about his character, it doesn’t seem possible that Kratos would have any feelings for Raine.

KratosxRaine could be considered a fan pairing- a pairing in which fans place two characters together without any solid proof of a relationship in the game they came from. By ‘solid proof’, I’m not talking about two characters simply being friends or a character choosing to associate with a certain character over the others. I’m talking about things that characters do that actually show proof of a possible romantic relationship, such as Sheena showing that she has a crush on Lloyd through her nervousness and blushing. Pairings like YuanxMartel, RegalxAlicia and KratosxAnna really have no argument disproving them, because the story clearly states that these relationships happened. KratosxRaine is a fan pairing because neither Kratos nor Raine show any romantic feelings towards one another. The most either did to one another was talk. KratosxRaine fans may argue that Raine may have been showing mild feelings towards Kratos, because she chooses to talk to him over other party members, but consider who were those other party members. She really had no one else she could talk maturely to. Lloyd has not yet matured and is rather impatient, Colette in a sense still has the mind of a child because of her isolation, and Genis is a child, intelligent, but not yet as wise as Raine. That really is no basis for an argument. If you use it, you’re basically saying that any two adults who talk to each other, because they choose to speak to another adult over a person younger than them, are in love. If you considered the extremities, the most the relationship could be would be one-sided. It might be possible, for Raine to have some feelings towards Kratos, but I really don’t believe that Kratos would return it. Besides, after he “betrays” Lloyd’s party, she expresses some anger and disbelief at him. After that, she really does not show any further feelings, positive or negative, towards Kratos. I don’t believe that she even interacts with him in any way following his betrayal. Unfortunately, many people think that this is good enough to go crazy over KratosxRaine, which I honestly think has so little basis that it puzzles me.

In addition, do you think Kratos is the type to fall in
love spontaneously? It’s hard to imagine how he fell in love with Anna, so how could he do so with a random woman he hardly talked with? Not to mention this is after the death of a woman he cared about intensely AND probably the only woman who could make him feel love. Maybe it’s just me, as a Kratos obsesser, but I don’t see how he could overcome that sadness at Anna’s death to love someone else. To me, it seems like he gave up on love after she died. He even tells Lloyd that “life felt meaningless” to him following the loss of his family. It shows just how devastated he was.

On the other side of the coin, I don’t think Raine would be interested in a relationship either. It doesn’t seem like Raine is interested in that type of thing; she never displays any of that kind of emotion, and her main focus is on archaeology and learning new things. I don’t think she cares, period. Also, about her level of maturity and wisdom- to me, I don’t think hers matches up to Kratos’. I don’t dispute the fact that she is mature, but I get the feeling, a gut feeling of sorts, that tells me that Kratos’ is so much more advanced than Raine’s. I suppose this shows best when Raine goes into ‘Ruin Mode’. In addition, Raine has a tendency to put others down. This is not likely something Kratos would approve of, especially if he saw how she treated his beloved son in that manner.

Furthermore, Raine doesn’t even trust Kratos when he’s in the party. She interrogates him about his strangely wide knowledge of Summon Spirits, and she questions him about why he came along on the journey. After he betrays them, she says that she felt something strange about him. Probably out of all the party members at that time, she distrusted him the most. How could this become love? Yes, she does appear sad following his betrayal, but that sadness is disappointment at herself. She was angry that she couldn’t foresee Kratos’ betrayal, even though she suspected it, and warn the others of it beforehand. If she truly were sad because Kratos left, I would have expected her to at least talk to him, if not become happy, when/if he returns to the party. Furthermore, look at Raine throughout the course of the game. You can see her time and time again telling Lloyd to not trust something so readily. Don’t you think she feels the same about Kratos? She’s wary of that, extremely wary, and she displays that several times throughout the story. For her, I believe it’s ‘once a traitor, always a traitor’.

Some fans may tell Kratos

to “get over it” and put him in a relationship he wouldn’t ever be in. But the thing is, he doesn’t get over it. He can remain single for the rest of his life, for your information—it’s not a big deal. Some fans seem to think that one cannot remain single or even be single, which I find kind of…illogical. If you think Kratos needs love, he has it in his son, and that’s good enough for him. Throughout the game you can see him act nobly, almost in a knight-like way. Somehow, with the amount of love he felt for Anna, I feel that he would think he was betraying Anna if he went off with someone else. Kratos can’t get over it. He simply does not get over things easily, and that is a fact. If there’s one word that describes Kratos, it’s ‘devoted’. He was devoted to his wife; he is devoted to his son now that he has found him again. To send him off with Raine twists his personality and takes away many of the characteristics that fans admire in him. One of the things that appeal to me about Kratos is his undying loyalty and devotion, and by putting him with Raine, kills that entirely.

Also, do you think Lloyd would condone such a thing? Lloyd clearly loves his mother, even though she is dead, and do you think that he would be happy if his father suddenly turned on her and fell in love with Raine? If your father suddenly fell in love with your teacher, I think you’d feel a little awkward too. Lloyd would most likely be upset that Kratos turned on Anna and fell in love with Raine, and being Lloyd, he would voice his opinion, and then what would Kratos do? Ignore his son? Somehow, I don’t think so. Lloyd is the only person Kratos places his love in after Anna’s death, and he obviously would not ignore Lloyd’s plight. Furthermore, Kratos is the kind of character to think about his decisions carefully before taking action. I doubt it would even get to the point that Lloyd would have to speak up, because Kratos would think about a possible relationship with Raine, think about Lloyd, and then forget about it. Why? Because that’s Kratos.

The last reason is kind of strange, but I’ll throw it in anyway. Think about Lloyd and Genis’ situation if Kratos and Raine got married. Genis would become Lloyd’s step-uncle. Genis is five years younger than Lloyd. In my opinion, that kind of thing seems too weird, even in a video game, a field where developers usually strive for originality. I doubt the developers would have had something THAT strange possible within the story. I think it’s just too weird to be considered.

Another point I have to say, and it doesn’t relate specifically to KratosxRaine. In fact, it goes out to all Kratosxperson other than Anna pairings. Anna is dead. So what? He still loves her, he still cares for her, and if there’s one thing he’s not going to do, it’s get over her. Think about it. For 4,000 years he lived up there with Mithos, basically a puppet in his hands. Apathetic for 4,000 years, and then he finds Anna, who teaches him love, teaches him happiness, and brings the only real joy and warmth he’s ever felt. Then he loses her. He gets devastated over the loss, and that’s when he becomes depressed and angsty, as far as to suggest wanting death. Then, according to fans, he goes and falls in love with a woman he hardly ever interacted with. Does this make sense? He goes through all his pain, his depression, even his suicidal feelings, and suddenly falls in love with this other woman? He still cares about Anna, even though she is dead. He gets infuriated when Kvar insults her, and stabs him mercilessly, something that might uncover his true identity. I think at that point, he was so angry he didn’t care. Now, do you really think Kratos is a person to burst into random fits of anger? I don’t think so. Anna must have been very special, so special as to induce

that anger in Kratos when Kvar insulted her. In addition, sometimes I see people support KratosxRaine without even recognizing that Kratos cared so much about Anna. Now that is ignorant if anything. . What I find ironic, however, is how some fans state that Kratos cares about Anna in their story, and yet they also portray him as a besotted schoolboy-like character lusting after Raine and not even feeling any remorse at leaving his life’s love behind.

To sum things up, these are my opinions o n KratosxRaine, the Kratos pairing most commonly seen in fan fictions. I am not saying you have to change your opinion on the pairing following this rant, but what I’m trying to say is that the pairing does not stay true to the characters. By placing them together, you alter their personalities, especially Kratos’.

The Bradshaw:

Well, there you have it, may be longer then my whole blog but whatever...

A Mario Conspiracy 2

2006-01-01T19:18:00.000-08:00

Unfortunatly, I didn't convince the world yet of Mario's secret plans and I need another killer app for the new year so here is more of the gigantic Mario conspiracy.

After the whole Pauline situation, Mario began causing trouble in very next game. He captured Donkey Kong in a cage, and made Donkey Kong Jr alone, forcing him to go over dangerous obsicles while Mario him self throughs "Klap Traps" at the poor young ape. Mario was trying to stop a son being with his father by killing the son. Ladys and gentlemen, if that's not proof enough I don't know what is?

The question is, how did Donkey Kong Jr show himself in Mario Kart for the Super Nintendo and in Mario Tennis on the Nintendo 64 if mario wants complete dominance? The better question is, why is Donkey Kong JR NOT in Mario power Tennis for the GameCube or Mario Kart for the Nintendo DS? Simple, Mario knows that Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong JR, and Pauline are the only ones who know of his evil doings. He left Pauline and killed off Donkey Kong JR.

But what about Donkey Kong, he still alive right?

WRONG!

There are two Donkey Kongs, DK and Donkey Kong. DK is just a tool for Mario to distract from the actual events that took place 1981. That's why Donkey Kong PLATFORMS and plays BONGOS making ZERO refrence to his past. Still don't believe me? Take a look at the screens below and you tell me if they're the same ape.

By now Mario has taken controll of almost everything, Tennis, Golf, Soccer, Dance, boxing, Pac-man, Basket Ball, RPGs, the lands and the skies. So the biggest question is, what's Mario going to do next? And that's something even the twisted minds of Nintendo can't imagine.

The next Maro game is called Super Mario 128 this game has been in development for over 8 years and first shown as the engine for Pikmin running on GameCube hardware. The screenshot showed 128 Marios picking up cubes to make a mario picture.

What does this all mean? Is this some kind of twisted sign of of the Nintendo GameCube being the Mario owned system? Where tons of games would incude Mario in some twisted fasion?

Perhaps is was...

This was our warning and we didn't listen. Now look what happened, look how many Mario themed games are on Nintendo GameCube!

The highest sources at Nintendo know that this Mario game will the biggest Mario Game yet.

Keep you're eyes open at the next E3. If they show anything including Mario, Keep a close eye.

IT MAY LOOK LIKE THIS...

"Mario merging the mushroom kingdom with brooklyn, taking down Princess toadstool, to make Pauline Queen of Earth."

Could it be that Mario AND Pauline were in on the whole idea?

Was Pauline the one behind the whole plan? Perhaps Mario didn't leave Pauline, he was serving her.

Looks like "A Pauline Conspiracy".

To be continued...

Nintendo Blocked from Schools

2005-12-21T09:38:00.000-08:00

It isn't happening everywhere, but in some school like mine. Going to sites like Revolutionreport.com and IGN are imposible without extreme hacking ability.

As a Hardcore Nintendo fan, this damages me. Not only me, the industry!! The future of this industry depends on the young mind exposer to it? Where are the proirties of this school?

So let me get this strait I can go to a tobacco industry's main page

BUT I CAN'T SEE WHAT THE LATEST GAME NEWS?!

Which one looks better for your long term health?

If you chose smoking, you're a retard. And that's exactly what the schools are doing now, BLOCKING VIDEO GAME SITES, BUT KEEPING SMOKING SITES.

People, the schools priority is out of order. They're pulling a Jack Thompson!!

(Small post for the busy holidays and all, Stay tuned for a Killer app... as soon as I figure out what it is... )

Anna Aurion 2: Tales of Uglia

2005-12-17T23:29:00.000-08:00

I was trying to find that old picture of Anna Aurion I had on the sit at one time, but I couldn't find it. Perhaps the producer of that picture got too imbarassed and took off the net.

Anyway, while I was trying to find it I bumped into this...Oh good LORD!! MY EYES!!! I'm telling you, the reader, My mind imploded when I discovered that this WASN'T fanart of Kratos.

What the hell is going on in this picture anyways? Why does she have a stomach ache? Where is she pointing? Wait, WHY is she pointing? WHY IS SHE LOOKING AT ME?!

One thing over all, Tales of Symphonia Fans have to STOP doing with this Anna-art. Please! Resist the urge to make her where the same thing as Kratos. Come on, what are the chances? What is the reason?

To it's credit, it's color. THAT'S IT, THAT'S ALL.

But even THIS has better design then that... I give you Kratos Fan Art!!
Kinda cute actually.

I think about this all the time... What is the point to fan art? It'll never look like the actual pruduct so why even bother. Instead of making one stupid picture with your art, why not a whole game with your style so the player can get use to it.

Good example: Tales of Legendia

Now personally, I like the style OF THE ART ON THE BOX.

A lot of people are not liking it because it doesn't look like this...
Oh no, look at him... he's gonna cry. Give him some food?

Options:

1> Yes, He would only love to eat...
2> No way in Hell you stupid anime cliche, get your own food.

Do I even need to say my answer?

Anyways, I've said what needed to say about Fan Art. Perhaps next time, I'll talk about this part of Tales of Symphonia fans...
Look Raine discovered a sandwich AND a camera. This must be some kind of Magitechnology!!

Nintendo Fans defending the Sega fans!

2005-12-17T12:16:00.001-08:00

I resently came across this site called SegaSucks.net. It's about one man's task to take down Sega fans and be the biggest American dumb a$$ I've ever seen.

First before I start, let me say that I am Canadian and I'm Nintendo fan, and I never thought there would be a day where I'd defend Sega.

Okay, where to start... well, first of all, His front page reads the following...

If you aren't intelligent, open minded or American then this site isn't for you and you view it at the risk of being offended or confused. By entering this site you agree not get pissed off and make an ass of yourself if you don't like it. You also agree to speak english. Sega Slayer reserves the right to change the rules at any time for your safety and the safety of others or maybe just for his amusement. Can't handle that? Then leave!

Hmm... I'm the one you says LEAVE you fag. A-hem anyway...

Sega like Nintendo has always had there own style, I believe the best way to look at this is to compare fork to spoon, Fork being Sega.

Sega games are a like rough around the egdes and like to use a lot of detail. Nintendo game are very curvy and simplistic.

I almost understand your stance on Businesses ripping people of, but come on. It's not only Sega. If that's the case you best not buy batterys because they cost 1 cent to make a they sell for 5 dollars CDN. I want you to take your remote and remove the batteries right now.

The fact of the matter is ALL companies produce things at lower cost and sell them at a higher price. Welcome to the world!

To say that Sega is stupid is just rediculous. Since you think you are some kind of all american american-merican man for not liking things you know nothing about. IT ONLY AMPLIFYS the "stupid American" stereotype. And it's unfortunate that people like you bring down the strong American image. There are so many smart people in America. You sir, fit in that other-George Bush 20%.

Sega makes some really good titles.

(And Dont you dare mess with Skies of Arcadia!! THAT GAME ROXXKZZZ!!1!1!!11111)

Dude, you are so Dumb, you know as well as I do that Sega's dead but you still conttinue to rant about the dead Dreamcast and converted Sega Fans. You go as fast as to take random pictures from the net and post Anti-Sega related dialogue. Pure Loserness.

You think that people who love Mac and Sega are freaks. Then just what the hell are you? You make not one BUT two sites all about how you DON'T like Sega, You bash one of the gaming industry's biggest history maker and currently don't own a gaming system. Who's the freak now?

There has to be some kind of reason why this guy would so angry with Sega and make a whole site dedicated to it. I'm just gonna assume that his Mother chose a Sega over him. So sad.

And watch this...

Alex Jones Martial Law 911 Rise of the Police State - Google Video

This is why I hate American Goverment (not the American People).

A Mario Conspiracy

2005-12-14T10:18:00.000-08:00

When you think of the enemy of the mushroom kingdom you'd right away think of Bowser, Right? Wrong!! The real enemy is Mario, yeah, that's right, don't believe me, Leave!! I mean, read on. My first discovery was a forgotten girl from the Nintendo universe, Pauline. Pauline was introduced to the world in 1981 in the game Donkey Kong. The story was that a giant ape (Donkey Kong) took away zoo owner's (Mario) Fiance (Pauline). After you beat Donkey Kong, mario saves the princess and and they live happily ever after, right? Nope. Mario leaves Pauline and goes to the Mushroom Kingdom- a world under the sewers of Brooklyn where he meets Princess Toadstool and cheats on Pauline, his Fiance. Many would argue that Pauline was a prototype design for Princess Toadstool. Not true, if that's the case why did they remake Donkey Kong for the Gameboy in '95, which mario was after Pauline once more, after Princess Toadstool clearly kisses him in Super Mario World for the Super Nintendo. So Mario has cheated on Pauline.

But wait it gets worse.

Take a step back to 1986, a movie in Japan called "Super Mario Bros.: Peach-hime Kyushutsu Dai Sakusen" was released in Japan. On the box art of this movie in shows that a man name "Prince Haru" already has a relationship with Princess Toadstool. Because Princesses marry Princes NOT plummers. That means that, not only did Mario cheat on Pauline, he got poor Prince Haru out of the picture.

But why is Mario so determine to win the heart of Princess Peach, the answer is simple: He isn't.

It's all greed, he wants become to King of Mushroom Kingdom by marrying Princess, Now called "Mario World". Mario has suceeded in his quest. His name is everywhere. People of the mushroom kingdom call him "Master Mario". Mario is no hero, he sets up senerios with Bowser to make he look like the hero. Don't believe me? What are the chances of Bowser showing up in Dolfino Island in Super Mario Sunshine? When a real enemy in Super Mario RPG came (Smithy), why did Bowser and Mario team up?

For mario, the job is over, in most of his games Mario isn't even saving Princess Toadstool anymore. He's playing tennis or golf or karting with Bowser. Princess has lost her royalty we don't call her "Princess Toadstool any more, we call her Peach. Notice, that the name "Peach" is also known as a playboy's next target.

And after all this, Mario STILL want's more. He's shown his face in Pac Man and EA's extreme sport titles. And if Mario teams up with EA, He will not only own Mario World, he'll own ours.

It's time for another Lufia

2005-11-30T20:15:00.000-08:00

You see, I'm a big Lufia fan and they haven't made a game in a long time. So, I'm making it a personal mission to bring the series back!!

The Lufia fans are in small numbers nowadays... but they're still fan's. They (including I) Have waiting too long.

Long live lufia.

I am currently getting all the addresses of any company who ever touched the Lufia property. I'm going to e-mail and mail all of them. And I encorage anyone reading to do the same.

Here is the target for today.

Natsume Inc.
1818 Gilbreth Road, Suite 229
Burlingame,CA 94010

Next Square-Enix...

Testing

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