The Nintendo Update

And the Movement Continues Even More

2006-07-19T20:23:00.000-07:00

Yet, another site is discovering Pauline's past.
Destructoid

(Actually, I spent sometime at that site and they actually have some pretty interesting stuff.)

LET THE REVOLUTION BEGIN.

Nintendo, bring Pauline back and let people speculate.

The Pauline Truth Movent has begun!!

2006-07-16T09:39:00.000-07:00

Just as I had hoped more people are beginning to take notice that Pauline was a forgotten Character. And some sites are beginning to question her origins.

like this Site...

Press The Button

If you'd like to know how pauline is involved with the Mario Conspiracy, read these articles.

The Mario Conspiracy

The Mario Conspiracy 2

The Mario Conspiracy 3

Enjoy.

Create your own RPG

2006-07-03T17:26:00.000-07:00

If you are a vetran to the site (All 2 of you), then you would know that I'm creating a 2d RPG called "NeoSky."

I believe that a lot of people have great idea for RPGs but have no way to express them. behold the OHRRPGCE. It's the very engine that I use to create NeoSky.

The OHRRPGCE, also called"custom", has been the the first engine that I've ever dealt with. I believe the reason I stuck with it was because of it's ease of use.

Let me break down Custom a little,

Basicly the engine can create games resemble games from the early SNES Final Fantasy. Believe it or not though, it's created with the language, "FreeBasic"and is an 8-bit engine but can pump out some pretty impressive results.

If you were expecting some 3d results, then look elsewhere. Custom is only for the purest of RPGs. If you have a good concept for an RPG I STRONGLY recommend the OHRRPGCE. Because it set up all the structure for you. All you are required to do, is draw, write and develop your idea.

All the games do have this odd simularity to them though, so if you are a graphics whore, this may not be for you.

You can download the OHRRPGCE here!

And finally, when the game section of the site is complete look for "NeoSky".

Mario Conspiracy 3

2006-05-22T19:26:00.000-07:00

If any one has watched season 5 of 24 or just the American News. One would come to discover that even leaders demonstrated as harmless can be very evil. In the past I've had two other Articles on the Mario Conspiracy exploiting the truth. The true evil of the "hero" us Nintendo fans call Mario.

For this one let me begin with something a little more obvious and point out the facts.

If you havent noticed have all his games, Mario can easily be prooven as a Drug addict. If you don't believe me then let's take a look into some Mario titles and get this straight right off the bat.

How does this sentence sound to you? "Get the green mushroom and you get another life."
bet you thought of that one twice, two different ways.

This doesn't take that much explaining once you actually take a harder look. Understand this, this is a man that gets "bigger" or "get another life" off eating Mushrooms. A man that's in love a girl named "Princess Peach Toadstood" that which lives in the "Mushroom Kingdom."

Almost every single aspect in Mario is based off a Mushroom in some sense. Even the platforms in the game Super Mario Bros were mushrooms, but doesn't stop there. In the newer Super Mario game called "New Super Mario Bros" These Mushroom platforms are dancing.

Could it be that Mario is just one big drug trip? Could be. Let's take a look at this Mario Summary and you be the judge...

"A plumber from Brooklyn goes into a sueage system and gets warped into another world where he eats mushrooms, rides a Dinosaure-Dragon, to save a princess of the Mushroom Kingdom

Over the many years, I noticed one thing about Nintendo titles: You don't question them, you accept them. And Why? Simply because they're possibly so outragous that they make sense. Perhaps though, this what Mario wanted.

If this wasn't proof enough for you and you don't believe that Mario does drugs, then perhaps you will believe my next suspision.

Mario supports guns and abuses them.

Remember when the NES got shipped? Remember what game was inside? Super Mario Bros PLUS Duck Hunt. Pure proof that even since the days with the Nes, he has offiliate himself with the Nintendo Zapper (gun).

In 1989 there was a japanese movie released only in Japan. And retold classic fairy tales with Mario characters. This takes place in the mario history. It's there, it's just hidden. I have these images. (also, including the image at the beginning of the rant.)

Here's an image of Mario going back to his roots. Pure Evil. What would you do if you had a man from New York run at you like this with a gun?Here's the truth: (Like I've said in past Mario Conspiracy's) Bowser is working with Mario to help Mario install his "good nature". Notice that Mario never actually kills Bowser just beats him up just enough. If you thought that Mario uses skills and cunning plan to defeat Bowser, think again. Behold the truth.
Mario commonly would hide this sort of thing, but I like to introduce Yoshi Safari. What is the story? Take a look at the picture, it's just as it seems. Mario grabs his bazooka like gun blows the crap out of all the goobas and Koopa troopas of the Yoshi Safari. I actually just remembered that he's riding Yoshi through out the whole game. Look at Yoshi's content face, simply satisfied with the gun wielding Mario.Let's take a look in Yoshi's history then shall we...

Yoshi to this day has been in tons of Puzzle games from Tetris Attack to Yoshi Cookie. He's been there. So should we really be calling this Dragon-Dinosaure harmless. For him to be the master at these brain training like games there has to be something more. Could Yoshi be the Master Mind from the very start?

Remember Yoshi's Island? Baby Mario was droped from the sky and landed on Yoshi's back. The question is: Is Baby Mario the youger version of Mario? Or the Generation of Mario?

The answer: Nintendo never clearafied this.

In some game's like Mario Kart: Double Dash, Yoshi's Island and Mario Tennis Baby Mario is different person from Mario. Yet, in other games like Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time, Mario Golf: TT and Mario Power Tennis he is the younger form of Mario.

So did Yoshi have a negative effect on Mario at a young age? The answer is unknown.

So do you believe that Mario's Evil yet? If not then take a look at my next point which is actually the most recent.

The newest game to the Mario Saga is "New Super Mario Bros." That game brings Mario to his platfroming roots. Which include hurting and killing every Koopa troopa and goomba, right? Then can somebody explain to me a previous Mario game then...

Paper Mario 2 showed that the Koopa troopa and Goobas are NOT a threat to mario at the least bit, so why is he killing them in the next game? Simply cause he's not. Gooba and Koopa's have never been enemy to Mushroom Kingdom. It's true that Koopa and Goombas work for Bowser. But remember who does Bowser work for? He works for Mario.

Mario has set up the kidnapping of Princess peach everytime. Why? To make him seem like a hero. To have an excuse to convict the Koopa Troopa and goombas.

That pretty much covers a few reasons why Mario shouldn't be looked in his happy light.

But that's not what this is about.

Believe it or not, this is about a new game/new box art that raises so many questions...

Look at this...
The first thing that caught my eye with this the apperance of Pauline. I'm glad that Nintendo is showing her again. I hope that people catch on to the funny business that Mario has been pulling (It may help with Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection) . Anyhoo, on to the first question.

Why is Donkey Kong capturing Pauline?

Wasn't the Donkey Kong that captured Pauline, Cranky Kong nowadays? So what is the motive behind this? It could be that Donkey Kong needs to show himself again in a big way. What was the last triple "A" title Donkey Kong had? Donkey Konga? Don't think so.

How did Donkey Kong know how to take Pauline from Brooklyn?

There's only one pipe that goes to brooklyn and must activated by a special man, Mario. The only way that Donkey Kong could've gone to Pauline's location in Brooklyn is through Mario's direction. Which proves that Mario has set this all up.

What is Mario's motive with Pauline?

This is a good question. Donkey Kong is a known ally with Mario so if you get the idea take this new (Rare) Donkey Kong has motives with Pauline, you are wrong. It's Mario that has motives. I believe that he wants to rescue Pauline to perhaps carry out a plan that not only HE has created.

I touched on this is the last MC. Think about it, Mario now has FULL controll over the Mushroom Kingdom. He controlls everyone and everything from Princess Toadstool to Bowser. Perhaps this was Paulines idea the whole time? He would take over the new world. And Pauline would become his queen. So was Pauline being cheated on with Peach or is Peach being cheated on with Pauline. Perhaps, Mario's just playing them both.

There are so many new Mario games coming out yearly. I will buy this one as I do the others. I need to know the truth and once I have more fast I post ANOTHER Mario Conspiracy.

So it clear? Do you understand? Well if you don't then, after 3 Mario conspiracys then you'll have to wait untill the site makes another redesign.

E3: Natsume's Lufia

2006-05-16T13:59:00.000-07:00

Before E3 I wandered if a new Lufia game was coming out, Natsume annouced that they were making one "secret game" for the Wii.

What was it? So was it a Lufia?

The answer...

NO!It was a freaking Harvest Moon.

Oh for the love of God, how can passably be called this a secret? Natsume, all you've made for the last 2-3 years has been Harvest Moon. Come on!

*Breath*

The Wire (aka, RevolutionReport.com) just had an interview with Natsume...

Here's the part that count (the part with Lufia)...

The Wiire: Speaking of older titles, Natsume started on the Super Nintendo and of course Nintendo has its Virtual Console service. Are you in talks with Nintendo about offering some classic titles for download?

Markay: Me personally, I know very few details about it. I'm sure in the coming months Nintendo will talk about what's to come. From our side, we have fans that can no longer get Harvest Moon for the Super Nintendo or Lufia 2, or games that are unfortunately out of production because there's no space for them on retail shelves, so I'd love to see Natsume titles on Virtual Console.

The Wiire: Speaking of the Lufia series, are there any plans to continue that on any platform?

Markay: After Lufia returns, the same development group that handled Lufia Returns and Lufia 2 made a project a few years ago for us called CIMA. They are great role-players; they know role-playing games. To be honest, my president, my colleague, is a huge fan of role-playing games, I'm a huge fan of role-playing games, and I know Natsume likes to consistently put out role-playing games. So I do see a future role-playing game coming from us, I don't know if it will be a Lufia game or something of that nature, but definitely some sort of role-playing game will be coming.

The Bradshaw: What does this mean? Lufia 2 on the Virtual Console, on the Wii!! YES! At least SOMETHING!! After waiting so many years!! I can finally own the game!... wait wait... I always had the game...

Lufia (Melphis): Where ARE you bringing me?!
Pirate (Nintendo): I'm going to show you my Wii.

E3: The Shell

2006-05-09T20:26:00.000-07:00

Finally after all this time I finally get to see the shell. Leave to E3 for something like this.
So what's so awsome about this?

Look at it...

I'll pray that this is the thing I'll be playing Super Smash Bros Wii on.

I personally think that the shell is the best designed controller ever. Why? because it looks like this...The other best controller Nintendo ever made, the Super Nintendo controller. I find that this design was perfect and still IS perfect today. Besides, this was one of the first designs that Playstation copied.

But seriously, isn't the glass-like buttons on the controller beautiful. It's so sleek, so clean. I love glass. It's nice to finally see Nintendo with the upper hand when it comes to looks. Usually they didn't know what they were doing and and painted whatever they had, to try to make it shiny with the silver colour. They thought they were hip.

(Ok, the PS2 controller is fine, where's the PS3's? Oh... and it's silver... )

E3 begins

2006-05-09T13:47:00.000-07:00

The blog will be updates more frequently because of E3 news.

Stay tuned.

Get all the info in one place at Nintendo Centrum

2006-04-27T16:36:00.000-07:00

Stick with Nintendo Centrum for all the E3 news, and comeback for the opinions at thebradshaw.com

http://nin-centrum.blogspot.com/

Nintendo Wii

2006-04-27T15:18:00.000-07:00

If you arn't aware, news site everywhere are ranting about the new name for CODE-NAMED: Revolution. This new name has been rejected from every angle and has been compared to taking a piss. What is it?
Actually, I like the picture...

At first when I first saw it, like everyone I hated it. If you have been blind to the media, then you may be unaware that almost every media source hates the name (Don't believe me look up Nintendo Wii on Google News and look at the headlines).

But this one doesn't.

I and all the staff at Thebradshaw.com agree that Wii is a great name. It's just something that need to be taken with a cup of maturity.

Left and right I see Nintendo Fans question there loyalty, and for what? A NAME? Come on! It this all it takes. Is this why? For what others may think of you?

Personally I don't give a crap what it's called. The fact of the matter is, it has Super Smash Bros. Online. It will play FPS in a whole new way with "Red Steel". It will bring together the casual and the hardcore. It will create a new generation, a gaming Revolution.

Wii will Change Everything.

A Day without Air.

2006-04-16T18:40:00.000-07:00

Imagine an alternate reality, where there were no video games.

As gamers we hear so many story from the ones before us about times when video games didn't exist. Stories about times when they had to move and actually play sport. And outside?

Some gamers play video games everyday, some play on weekends . Personally I play every second day. What's the longest you've went without playing a video game? I remember a time when I was grounded for 6 months, I just got that new game "Yoshi's Island" and I couldn't play it. The days were slow, VERY SLOW. I looked at my Super Nintendo all, everyday since the beginning with anticipation. So finally, when that time limit was actually done, I ran to my Super Nintendo and played non-stop thus making me HOOKED on Video Games.

Moral of the story: Parents, the more you take away things, the more children want them. That's why I laugh at all the parents that think you can eliminate a childs interest in video games just by removing them from existance.

Back to main topic though...

I often think of things children use to do, in the old days of my Grand Parents. They didn't have video games and I wondered what would've done at that time. I pictured myself hitting a rock side to side on the ground with my hands. So, I actually asked my Grand Father what he did when he a child he said the following, "When I was a kid, in the war, I push the wheel barrels full of cement to build the home in Greece." I don't know about you, but playing "Smash Bros" sounds a lot more fun.

At school I go to this table, that inculdes a lot of my friend that all (surprise surprise) play Nintendo DS. When even one of us doesn't charge or have there Nintendo DS, the day slows down and sometimes, we don't even play. The day turns into, constant glacing at the clock for some, or constant girlfriend occupation. Ladies and gentlemen, this is just one day!

So what do we call times without video games, or places without video games? Where are very way of life is questioned and sacrificed. Where one has to be placed in dangerous senerios to emulate a dangerous adventurous experience. Where all swords in adventures and guns in FPS' become reallity. A reality where parents can't shut there kids up. A reality where children have to get into war and fights to feel the same amount intensity.

Non stop violence. Non stop bordom. Non stop antispation for something that will never come.

What do we call this?

Hell.

Why did I buy a GameCube?

2006-04-08T18:32:00.000-07:00

I hear this question all the time. Why did I buy a GameCube VS the PS2? And why do I think it's one of the best Nintendo systems. Even topping systems like Nintendo 64.

Let me explain.

First off, when I look at my GameCube the first thing that come to my mind is one word. Epic.

Why "Epic", why not something like "Fun"? Because there where/are points in this GameCube life span that aren't so fun. So why Epic?

The Nintendo GameCube has been about testing my Nintendo loyalty, not forgetting what I believe in. Not forgetting, the origins. I'm very VERY sure that I'm not the first one to say that Playstation copies Nintendo. But they did and they still do. Some gamer can look past this. But NO Nintendo gamer should. To who ever does, I ask this?

Who are you?

Do you know who are anymore? Are you still a Nintendo fan? If so, why? Because you enjoyed orignal content, original ideas and original philosophy. If so where did this dedication all go?

I know as well as anyone that GameCube nowadays hasn't been providing the most entertainable experiences. But this the time that will test one's self. And seperate the Nintendo Gamer from the Mainstream Gamer. Call it a test if you will.

Many Nintendo gamers will say that the are a Gamer first and Nintendo Fan second, so they trade in there GCN for a PS2. Really? So denying great Fanchises like Zelda, Pikmin, Super Mario makes you more of a Gamer? Well, one thing for sure, you lost any chance of being called a Nintendo gamer or Logical for that matter.

But about those people who Bought an Xbox or a PS2 and a GameCube. Well, I guess it's alright. But were these people the same people who bought a Sega Gennisis next to there Super Nintendo and a Playstation next to there Nintendo 64? If ya did, you are a different kind of gamer JUST titled "Gamer". I'm talking about Nintendo Gamers, Nintendo Masters, Nintendo Fan, Nintendo Freak, Nintendo Nut and last (but not least) Nintendo Fanboy.

When I see, a home that contains a NES, Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64, Nintendo GameCube and then suddenly a Xbox and/or PS2. To me, those are the Nintendo fans that gave up after pressure, that couldn't stick with Nintendo when they really needed it. I've been there, I AM there, I know how it is. I know how hard it is to see games like "Final Fantasy" and "Perfect Dark" move on to Xbox and Playstation. I know how hard it was to stick with Nintendo when they replaced the idea of online with connectivity. Don't be confused, this isn't something that Nintendo gamer have to do for Nintendo, this something Nintendo gamer need to do for themself. To truly ask themself.

Who are you?

Some people say that the GameCube has no good games But there is AMAZING games for the system. I find it entertaining to find all GameCube hidden gems. We all know that the normal Gamecube owner is going to have games like "Super Smash Bros Melee" or "Metroid Prime". But how many people have games like "Skies of Arcadia", "Baten Kaitos" and Star Fox: Assault"?

Many will say that the Nintendo 64 was one of the best system because of games like "Legend of Zelda: OOT", "Smash Bros" and of course "Golden Eye". But I will make a bold statement and say that Nintendo 64's titles were inferior to that of the GameCube's. Now many won't believe, so let me prove myself.

I'm going to take some Nintendo 64's hits and compare them to the GameCube's. Proving that the Nintendo 64 was a Revolution and Gamecube was the Perfection.

Golden Eye to Metroid Prime

Nothing (well, maybe Red Steel) will compare to Golden Eye. But I believe that Metroid Prime's performance for the Cube is comparable. Golden Eye was THE first person fix. Though Metroid Prime was the best change EVER to hit the Metroid series. The First person fix of 2003.

Super Smash Bros. to Super Smash Bros Melee.

Must I say anything? Look at the amount of things that are avalible to the player the GameCube VS the Nintendo 64 version. Character in the N64 version: 10 (I think). Characters in the GameCube version: 27.
GameCube wins: Game Set.

Paper Mario VS Paper Mario: The Thousand Year door.

Paper Mario had a pattern that wasn't very interesting. Go to a location, get a new character and hear more about the stupid Princess you STILL need to save from the stupid castle. Now, let's look at the Thousand Year Door. Many twist and turn. This game actually managed to get me hooked from the momment I put it my GameCube. And the ending was amazing. Well, it was much better then saving the Princess from Bowser for the 18th time. Let's not forget, Paper Mario for the 64 had to live up to "Super Mario RPG" for the Super Nintendo.

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time to Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.

To early to tell. But my money's on Twilight Princess.

Just check any Twilight Princess Trailer.

To whoever may doubt me after this rant. I dare that person to play a game of Perfect Dark on the Nintendo 64 then compare it to ANY GAMECUBE game made by Nintendo.

Nintendo 64 was great for it's time but I've moved on to pefected game experiences.

So over all, was the GameCube Entertaining? Not all the time.
Was the GameCube Fun? Not all the time.
Was the GameCube a Test? Not all the time.

What was it then? EPIC.

Whoever may feel the temptations overwhelming them, go play Nintendo Ds. The wait is almost over. Soon a Revolution will be hooked up to your TV. And you will proud that you didn't waist you money or your pride.

Note: This rant is for Nintendo Gamers only. If you are currently playing Playstation, changing your ways could be a harder task. If you one of those people that own second system next to Nintendo GameCube then unfortunatly you not have gotten though the whole experience. Keep in mind, that this rant talking about OWNING a competing system, not about PLAYING a competing system. Also keep in mind, that I (The author) had 3 games for the Nintendo 64 and over 40 for the GameCube. If you have a Sony Playstation and/or Xbox only and you enjoy thoughs systems, you really should ask if you are willing to change your ways. If you arn't willing to do so, LEAVE.

NeoSky

2006-04-06T10:23:00.000-07:00

If you are wondering why there hasent been an update in a while. Look at the reason.

GDC

2006-03-27T20:12:00.000-08:00

Okay, I'll admit it. I lost the GDC rant. Why? Because instead of closing a tab, I shut down my browser.

Let me break it down for ya.

-Revolution's virtual console now has Genesis and Turbo Grafx 16 games.

-Oh yeah, Zelda Phantom Hourglass.

I've come to the terms that no REAL info about the Revolution is coming out untill E3.

GDC rant coming soon...

2006-03-23T15:57:00.000-08:00

And don't worry I havent forgot about GDC, believe me.

More to come...

Believe.

(seriousgamer007 inside joke... for the slow people)

Click the Link, It speaks for itself

2006-03-23T15:37:00.000-08:00

My friend at Nintendo Centrum just got shot down...

Click on comments and check the fight "Thebradshaw" is having with this freak and feel free to post a comment of your own.

http://nintendo-centrum.blogspot.com/

If you have any idea's on how I can punish him E-mail me.

Oh yes the new Nintendo Centrum is...

http://nin-centrum.blogspot.com/

Xbox4ever 360

2006-03-05T06:12:00.000-08:00

When I first began this site in very early stages there were very few people on my message board. One of the few people were XBox4ever. Xbox4ever had the nerve to go on a ProNintendo site and rant on about Xbox.

But there's a twist.

Yesterday, when I was surfing on my message boards, my friend Daniel (Silrohasnolifejustyours) pointed out that two of the IP addresses on the board were the same HolySong and Xbox4ever. My own sister!

But wait there's ANOTHER twist.

Later the next morning I discovered that Xbox4ever WASN'T my sister. Xbox4ever was my mother. MY OWN MOTHER.

My sister was really an early forum member was called Breadmilkcat.

Jack the Ripper was my friend, Tim.

I hope I never have to do another post like this AGAIN! Now, go back to the topics with these people and rethink the post.

....And I have an annoucement to make, I'm really named "Bradshaw", NOT "The Bradshaw".

My REAL dream come true.

2006-03-03T15:36:00.000-08:00

I believe I best just copy-paste the article from Revolution Report.
___

Natsume Developing Nintendo Revolution Title
by Shawn White (03/03/06)

Speaking to gaming site IGN, a representative for publisher Natsume confirmed that one of the studios it publishes for is working on a game for Nintendo's next-generation console, code-named the Nintendo Revolution.

No details regarding the game's name, genre or release date were announced. The Natsume representative mentioned that it will be shown at E3 2006, but only behind closed doors, meaning only to select members of the press.

Natsume is best known as the North American publisher of the Harvest Moon series, which has enjoyed a number of iterations spanning virtually every Nintendo console since the Super Nintendo. Although a new Harvest Moon game for Revolution seems like a plausible candidate for this new unnamed title, it could very well be an original project.

Revolution Report will have more details on upcoming Revolution projects as they become available.
___

What is this mystery game... or what Should it be?

Ladies and germs, the answer is simple (Alex, you know where this is going...) :

Click on the picutre for a giant version. Do it, It's awesome to me.

Or... it could be a Harvest moon...

My Dream Come True

2006-02-28T15:31:00.000-08:00

After waiting and waiting I finally know the truth about Nintendo DS Lite.

Yes...

According to lik-sang with just had a hand on with Nintendo DS lite, COMFIRMED that the Lite has "SPRING LOADED BUTTONS!!!"

YES NINTENDO, CLICKING IS FOR A COMPUTER MOUSE!!

Long live the DS!!

Hey look a longer stylus, now I won't feel like I need to clean my teeth with it.
Let there be light, I give you the Nintendo DS Lite Difference.

So how do you light them apples PS(to the)P? Now you're even MORE of a paper wieght. The sad part is that papers it's holding down are probably more fun than the PSP. What are those papers? Homework.

Updates

2006-02-27T15:09:00.000-08:00

From now on I will try to update more often. TRY! It's just been hard without very much Nintendo Info coming in nowadays...

Ten reasons why the DS sucks.

2006-02-23T19:42:00.000-08:00

I know what your thinking, "didn't you say the DS owned?" I know, and it does there is just somethings that get to me a bit...

10) Color

I believe that one of the oddest moves Nintendo has done for the system is the colors. While Japan got cool colors like White and Black we got Blue and Red. Childish, not sleek.

9) Compatibility

I love Game Boy, GAME BOY, Not Game Boy Advance, GAME BOY. I don't get it, you have the bottom slot at the bottom of the unit, USE IT. But use it for GOOD games. Games that were on the Game Boy and the Game boy Color.

8) Friend Codes

What is this all about? I have to remember a code longer than some GameShark codes just to play online with my friends. Oh come on. Gamer tags PLEASE Nintendo.

7) Screens

Ever try playing the Nintendo DS outside on a bright summer day. Well, (since I was crazy) I have. The screens go black. So let me get this strait. This Machine has a backlight to improve the picture in the darkness but for some reason screws up in the light.

6) Shape

Ah yes, the shape. Nothing says N-E-S more than this. When I first bought my DS (The one I broke), it came with a demo called "Metroid Prime Hunters: Frist Hunt". I came descover that after 30 minutes of gameplay my hand felt like my frist experience with the Xbox control all over again.

5) Power Button

At first I thought this wouldn't be a big deal when I bought this thing. Well, that's untill I went t school ato least. You see, there are many friends of mine who like to tease me and screw me over when I'm WINNING in a multiplayer game of Mario Kart DS. It's not even like they have to look; it's on the front of the DS. The Power button on the front is like saying, "Press me to piss of this guy, do it, it's easy!"

4) Slickness

If I'm comparing the looks of the Nintendo DS with the one shown at E3, I believe it's obvious that I'd like this one. But the fact of the matter is that the normal people in the world (The people who don't even know E3 exist) are comparing it to the PS(to the)P. I am too. I don't get me wrong, I like the flip idea and all. I just don't like the stupid paint that scatches of on the second week.

3) Lufia!!

And just where the hell is my Lufia game? Neverland company, Natsume, Atlus, Taito, SquareEnix, Who ever owns the Lufia games, Listen to me. The Nintendo DS is more than able to play a 2d RPG. Make another Lufia, come on it's been like what? 5 years? Or at least remake the second. Do it for me, the one Lufia you have left... whoever you are.

2) Crappy Ports

Nothing pisses me off more than crappy ports, actually something does, that why this is number 2. EA, Ubisoft, THQ... Why must you even make ports? What's the purpose? Sometimes we don't even like the original deal, so why even make a port? I'm looking at you EA. As for Ubisoft, how do manage to screw up not one but four of the biggest game franchises. Prince of Persia, Spinter Cell, Rayman, Lunar: Destroied. How about THQ eh? How do you get the nerve to buy stupid cartoon lisences, make ports, of sequels to crappy games? It seems that companies like SquareEnix, Nintendo, Namco and Sega (that one's for Sega Slayer) are going to be the ones leeding this Nintendo Ds Market.

1) Clicky Buttons

If you know me, you'll know that one of the things I rant about most are the Clicky buttons on Nintendo DS ALSO found on GBA SP. If you are reading this right now, stop and start pressing the buttons on your clock radio and imagine yourself playing Mario Party with this. I swear the first time I heard clicking when I moved my character with the D-pad I felt like buying a gun and shooting something. Not because I like guns, because I like how the trigger would push one centemeter VS the 0.2 milimeter button press on Nintendo DS.

Note> I'm talking about the original Nintendo DS and I know the New Nintendo DS Lite will fix most of these problems.

Mario Kart DS with The Bradshaw

2006-02-19T20:21:00.000-08:00

It's a little hard sometimes with Nintendo Wi-Fi connection. So here's the info you need to know to race me on Nintendo Wifi connection.

My Name: Bradshaw
Friend code: 463918 668034

I'm playing Mario Kart DS online at 6:00PM to 7:00PM (Eastern time, I think).

I look foward to the racing...

Note: Sometimes my connection gets screwed. I'm working on getting another router... one day.

Good Bye GamecubeHeaven.tk

2006-02-09T16:07:00.000-08:00

I remember it like was yesterday, I like Nintendo and the internet was quite new to me. And I wanted to talk to some fellow Nintendo fans online so I joined the GameCubeHeaven Message Boards A.K.A, The GCH-XG Forum Network.

I've been a member of this site for a while now and I'm sad to hear that it's shuting down. The people of the boards I met there were great and the debates between a man named "Linteria" and I were very entertaining.

Yes, the Boards were great, (even though I felt like the odd one) we talked about everything from Nintendo to Fanboyism. These debates and conversations have strengthend my stance on this industry.

Interestingly enough, that site has been a way of comunication for Kate and I from the beginning to the end. Finally, as the GDC 2006 comes in a month, I finally ask for forgiveness for destroying your GDC 2005 hype tread...

And of course, I wish the best for Ryan Reynolds I hope he becomes very sucessful journalist. I look forward to another new read.

Finally, if anyone from the GameCubeheaven comes across this site please join the boards.

TheBradshaw.tk now has an Enemy

2006-01-27T17:22:00.000-08:00

I think I pissed someone of...

Sega Slayer

Really though, did I not see this coming?

This guy seems a little constipated. Yo, SegaSucks Guy, cool down...

The Bradshaw Writes Back...

"Mario merging the mushroom kingdom with brooklyn, taking down Princess toadstool, to make Pauline Queen of Earth!"

DAMN RIGHT!!

First off, I'm having fun with the Nintendo universe. I find that Mario seemed so good willed that had to think of something different. Perhaps a side of Mario that we haven't seen.

And my name ISN'T Georgia Loukas. I accidently used my mother's E-mail. My Email is the following... The_Real_Bradshaw@yahoo.com

Yes I read your responce, and you make so pretty bold caims about me. You shouldn't make me repersent the entire view of Canada. Because believe me, we'd all be in big troulbe.

Here read this one... it's funny.

"Oh, its so sad. I'm such a loser because I took the time to make an interesting an original website to inform people about unsound business practices in the video game industry. And you are clearly such a winner with the time you spent typing up wild conspiracy theories about how Mario is going to conquer Brooklin and somehow overthrow the goverment. I bow to your superior Canadian intellect!"

I think you use the term "interesting" very loosly. I understand that you make rants about "Unsound" business practices in the video game industry", but why target Sega? Why not Microsoft? Or even Nintendo? Like mine, It's not like your Goverment is so "Fair" when it comes to people's money, so why don't you make a website like that and leave the gaming to the gamers. Oh yes, and I'm not actually believing in this "Mario Conspiracy" you gullible idiot. I write it for fun if you haven't caught on. I turn my back and bow to your American Stupidity.

He also wrote this...

"and now its time for the real stereotype: the Canadian Dumbass. This guy thought he was so smart when he made this rant about my site but by calling me a fag, making wild assumptions about my political views and throwing lame insults like "his mother left him for a sega" he only serves to prove how uninformed and pathetic he really is. I would also like to know where this second website of mine is, because this is the only Sega-realted website I've worked on in the past five years. Its also funny how he thinks I don't own a gaming "system" to play games on. You know, the PC obviously doesn't count even though I play games on it every day (and games that are no doubt more advanced than the ancient SNES games this guy is obssesed with)."

Okay man, your not a Fag, your a very American manly man. Don't cry it's ok. Instead of commenting on my insults why don't answer the question. Why do think Sega is worth your time? If you can't stand them so much, don't waste your time on them. Help clean the internet and get your site off. It can't serve it's purpose, get it off. I was wrong in saying that you have two sites of this garbage, but you do have two domain names, Segasucks.com and Segasucks.net. And I was right in saying you don't have a gaming system. No, the PC's sole purpose IS NOT FOR games. Yeah, the PCs are so good when it comes to gaming that they have no good exclusive games nowadays. and yes, My Super Nintendo can kick the shit out of your PC. You may have quality when it comes to graphics but the real purpose of a game is to have fun with it (which Super Nintendo games are SO much better at). People who think otherwise are retar-oh wait.

Here's the E-mail he tried to send me, which actually went to my mother...

Dear Canada,

Its kind of funny how you read the warning on my entry page and assumed you understood what the whole website was about from that. Its also kind of funny how most of your comments revolve around throwing totally unfounded insults and using the word "fag" allot. I guess well thought out remarks and factual information aren't currently in style in Canada? That would tend to explain allot.

From a nice warm beach in America,
Sega Slayer

I'm not totally after your site... well maybe I am. but your attitude is a piece of shit. You don't seem understand the whole concept of the way any industry works. Your just another American shooting his mouth off like he knows it all. And back the hell off Canada, it's not our people in Irac being killed for a meaningless purpose. You seem to discredit the information in Canada. Though you live in country that won't give clear reasoning for any of thier actions. No wait, they have one... what was it... Freedom. Good Lord... Keep in mind that the swastika also meant freedom at one time.

Freezing my butt off in Canada.

The Bradshaw

It's about time: Introducing the Nintendo DS Lite

2006-01-26T19:12:00.000-08:00

Must I say more. Of course I do.

This is amazing and may be the first system I ever import. So what ARE the new features of this handheld? The answer... NOTHING.

That's right except for the bightness and wieght of the system, nothing has changed. And that's perfectly fine because there wasn't much wrong with the original DS BESIDES Lighting and Wieght. It's a lighter system and has a lighter screen thus being named the Nintendo DS "Lite".

It's obvious to see that the DS was inspired by the Revolution, with it's buttons and all. Speaking of buttons, I pray that this thing doesn't have the "click buttons".

This is a perfect follow up to my last entry (not the one of Kate, the one before that.) Just another reason why the DS owns.

Information Beyond Gaming

2006-01-16T14:56:00.000-08:00

I regret to inform you of a slow down of updates... well, rants.

The reason being that my girlfriend broke up with me.

I may post time to time but I need to reconstruct myself. It's hard to think about Nintendo at a time like this...

Kate, I'm gonna miss you.