A Mario Conspiracy 2

Unfortunatly, I didn't convince the world yet of Mario's secret plans and I need another killer app for the new year so here is more of the gigantic Mario conspiracy.

After the whole Pauline situation, Mario began causing trouble in very next game. He captured Donkey Kong in a cage, and made Donkey Kong Jr alone, forcing him to go over dangerous obsicles while Mario him self throughs "Klap Traps" at the poor young ape. Mario was trying to stop a son being with his father by killing the son. Ladys and gentlemen, if that's not proof enough I don't know what is?

The question is, how did Donkey Kong Jr show himself in Mario Kart for the Super Nintendo and in Mario Tennis on the Nintendo 64 if mario wants complete dominance? The better question is, why is Donkey Kong JR NOT in Mario power Tennis for the GameCube or Mario Kart for the Nintendo DS? Simple, Mario knows that Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong JR, and Pauline are the only ones who know of his evil doings. He left Pauline and killed off Donkey Kong JR.

But what about Donkey Kong, he still alive right?

WRONG!

There are two Donkey Kongs, DK and Donkey Kong. DK is just a tool for Mario to distract from the actual events that took place 1981. That's why Donkey Kong PLATFORMS and plays BONGOS making ZERO refrence to his past. Still don't believe me? Take a look at the screens below and you tell me if they're the same ape.




By now Mario has taken controll of almost everything, Tennis, Golf, Soccer, Dance, boxing, Pac-man, Basket Ball, RPGs, the lands and the skies. So the biggest question is, what's Mario going to do next? And that's something even the twisted minds of Nintendo can't imagine.

The next Maro game is called Super Mario 128 this game has been in development for over 8 years and first shown as the engine for Pikmin running on GameCube hardware. The screenshot showed 128 Marios picking up cubes to make a mario picture.

What does this all mean? Is this some kind of twisted sign of of the Nintendo GameCube being the Mario owned system? Where tons of games would incude Mario in some twisted fasion?

Perhaps is was...

This was our warning and we didn't listen. Now look what happened, look how many Mario themed games are on Nintendo GameCube!

The highest sources at Nintendo know that this Mario game will the biggest Mario Game yet.

Keep you're eyes open at the next E3. If they show anything including Mario, Keep a close eye.

IT MAY LOOK LIKE THIS...

"Mario merging the mushroom kingdom with brooklyn, taking down Princess toadstool, to make Pauline Queen of Earth."


Could it be that Mario AND Pauline were in on the whole idea?

Was Pauline the one behind the whole plan? Perhaps Mario didn't leave Pauline, he was serving her.

Looks like "A Pauline Conspiracy".

To be continued...