Nintendo Blocked from Schools

It isn't happening everywhere, but in some school like mine. Going to sites like Revolutionreport.com and IGN are imposible without extreme hacking ability.

As a Hardcore Nintendo fan, this damages me. Not only me, the industry!! The future of this industry depends on the young mind exposer to it? Where are the proirties of this school?

So let me get this strait I can go to a tobacco industry's main page

BUT I CAN'T SEE WHAT THE LATEST GAME NEWS?!

Which one looks better for your long term health?
















If you chose smoking, you're a retard. And that's exactly what the schools are doing now, BLOCKING VIDEO GAME SITES, BUT KEEPING SMOKING SITES.

People, the schools priority is out of order. They're pulling a Jack Thompson!!


(Small post for the busy holidays and all, Stay tuned for a Killer app... as soon as I figure out what it is... )

Anna Aurion 2: Tales of Uglia

I was trying to find that old picture of Anna Aurion I had on the sit at one time, but I couldn't find it. Perhaps the producer of that picture got too imbarassed and took off the net.

Anyway, while I was trying to find it I bumped into this...Oh good LORD!! MY EYES!!! I'm telling you, the reader, My mind imploded when I discovered that this WASN'T fanart of Kratos.

What the hell is going on in this picture anyways? Why does she have a stomach ache? Where is she pointing? Wait, WHY is she pointing? WHY IS SHE LOOKING AT ME?!

One thing over all, Tales of Symphonia Fans have to STOP doing with this Anna-art. Please! Resist the urge to make her where the same thing as Kratos. Come on, what are the chances? What is the reason?

To it's credit, it's color. THAT'S IT, THAT'S ALL.

But even THIS has better design then that... I give you Kratos Fan Art!!
Kinda cute actually.

I think about this all the time... What is the point to fan art? It'll never look like the actual pruduct so why even bother. Instead of making one stupid picture with your art, why not a whole game with your style so the player can get use to it.

Good example: Tales of Legendia

Now personally, I like the style OF THE ART ON THE BOX.

A lot of people are not liking it because it doesn't look like this...
Oh no, look at him... he's gonna cry. Give him some food?











Options:

1> Yes, He would only love to eat...
2> No way in Hell you stupid anime cliche, get your own food.

Do I even need to say my answer?

Anyways, I've said what needed to say about Fan Art. Perhaps next time, I'll talk about this part of Tales of Symphonia fans...
Look Raine discovered a sandwich AND a camera. This must be some kind of Magitechnology!!

Nintendo Fans defending the Sega fans!

I resently came across this site called SegaSucks.net. It's about one man's task to take down Sega fans and be the biggest American dumb a$$ I've ever seen.

First before I start, let me say that I am Canadian and I'm Nintendo fan, and I never thought there would be a day where I'd defend Sega.

Okay, where to start... well, first of all, His front page reads the following...

If you aren't intelligent, open minded or American then this site isn't for you and you view it at the risk of being offended or confused. By entering this site you agree not get pissed off and make an ass of yourself if you don't like it. You also agree to speak english. Sega Slayer reserves the right to change the rules at any time for your safety and the safety of others or maybe just for his amusement. Can't handle that? Then leave!

Hmm... I'm the one you says LEAVE you fag. A-hem anyway...

Sega like Nintendo has always had there own style, I believe the best way to look at this is to compare fork to spoon, Fork being Sega.

Sega games are a like rough around the egdes and like to use a lot of detail. Nintendo game are very curvy and simplistic.

I almost understand your stance on Businesses ripping people of, but come on. It's not only Sega. If that's the case you best not buy batterys because they cost 1 cent to make a they sell for 5 dollars CDN. I want you to take your remote and remove the batteries right now.

The fact of the matter is ALL companies produce things at lower cost and sell them at a higher price. Welcome to the world!

To say that Sega is stupid is just rediculous. Since you think you are some kind of all american american-merican man for not liking things you know nothing about. IT ONLY AMPLIFYS the "stupid American" stereotype. And it's unfortunate that people like you bring down the strong American image. There are so many smart people in America. You sir, fit in that other-George Bush 20%.

Sega makes some really good titles.

(And Dont you dare mess with Skies of Arcadia!! THAT GAME ROXXKZZZ!!1!1!!11111)

Dude, you are so Dumb, you know as well as I do that Sega's dead but you still conttinue to rant about the dead Dreamcast and converted Sega Fans. You go as fast as to take random pictures from the net and post Anti-Sega related dialogue. Pure Loserness.

You think that people who love Mac and Sega are freaks. Then just what the hell are you? You make not one BUT two sites all about how you DON'T like Sega, You bash one of the gaming industry's biggest history maker and currently don't own a gaming system. Who's the freak now?


There has to be some kind of reason why this guy would so angry with Sega and make a whole site dedicated to it. I'm just gonna assume that his Mother chose a Sega over him. So sad.

And watch this...

Alex Jones Martial Law 911 Rise of the Police State - Google Video

This is why I hate American Goverment (not the American People).

A Mario Conspiracy

When you think of the enemy of the mushroom kingdom you'd right away think of Bowser, Right? Wrong!! The real enemy is Mario, yeah, that's right, don't believe me, Leave!! I mean, read on. My first discovery was a forgotten girl from the Nintendo universe, Pauline. Pauline was introduced to the world in 1981 in the game Donkey Kong. The story was that a giant ape (Donkey Kong) took away zoo owner's (Mario) Fiance (Pauline). After you beat Donkey Kong, mario saves the princess and and they live happily ever after, right? Nope. Mario leaves Pauline and goes to the Mushroom Kingdom- a world under the sewers of Brooklyn where he meets Princess Toadstool and cheats on Pauline, his Fiance. Many would argue that Pauline was a prototype design for Princess Toadstool. Not true, if that's the case why did they remake Donkey Kong for the Gameboy in '95, which mario was after Pauline once more, after Princess Toadstool clearly kisses him in Super Mario World for the Super Nintendo. So Mario has cheated on Pauline.

But wait it gets worse.


Take a step back to 1986, a movie in Japan called "Super Mario Bros.: Peach-hime Kyushutsu Dai Sakusen" was released in Japan. On the box art of this movie in shows that a man name "Prince Haru" already has a relationship with Princess Toadstool. Because Princesses marry Princes NOT plummers. That means that, not only did Mario cheat on Pauline, he got poor Prince Haru out of the picture.

But why is Mario so determine to win the heart of Princess Peach, the answer is simple: He isn't.

It's all greed, he wants become to King of Mushroom Kingdom by marrying Princess, Now called "Mario World". Mario has suceeded in his quest. His name is everywhere. People of the mushroom kingdom call him "Master Mario". Mario is no hero, he sets up senerios with Bowser to make he look like the hero. Don't believe me? What are the chances of Bowser showing up in Dolfino Island in Super Mario Sunshine? When a real enemy in Super Mario RPG came (Smithy), why did Bowser and Mario team up?

For mario, the job is over, in most of his games Mario isn't even saving Princess Toadstool anymore. He's playing tennis or golf or karting with Bowser. Princess has lost her royalty we don't call her "Princess Toadstool any more, we call her Peach. Notice, that the name "Peach" is also known as a playboy's next target.

And after all this, Mario STILL want's more. He's shown his face in Pac Man and EA's extreme sport titles. And if Mario teams up with EA, He will not only own Mario World, he'll own ours.