If any one has watched season 5 of 24 or just the American News. One would come to discover that even leaders demonstrated as harmless can be very evil. In the past I've had two other Articles on the Mario Conspiracy exploiting the truth. The true evil of the "hero" us Nintendo fans call Mario.
For this one let me begin with something a little more obvious and point out the facts.
If you havent noticed have all his games, Mario can easily be prooven as a Drug addict. If you don't believe me then let's take a look into some Mario titles and get this straight right off the bat.
How does this sentence sound to you? "Get the green mushroom and you get another life."
bet you thought of that one twice, two different ways.
This doesn't take that much explaining once you actually take a harder look. Understand this, this is a man that gets "bigger" or "get another life" off eating Mushrooms. A man that's in love a girl named "Princess Peach
Toadstood" that which lives in the "Mushroom Kingdom."
Almost every single aspect in Mario is based off a Mushroom in some sense. Even the platforms in the game Super Mario Bros were mushrooms, but doesn't stop there. In the newer Super Mario game called "New Super Mario Bros" These Mushroom platforms are
dancing.
Could it be that Mario is just one big drug trip? Could be. Let's take a look at this
Mario Summary and you be the judge...
"A plumber from Brooklyn goes into a sueage system and gets warped into another world where he eats mushrooms, rides a Dinosaure-Dragon, to save a princess of the Mushroom Kingdom
Over the many years, I noticed one thing about Nintendo titles: You don't question them, you accept them. And Why? Simply because they're possibly so outragous that they make sense. Perhaps though, this what Mario wanted.
If this wasn't proof enough for you and you don't believe that Mario does drugs, then perhaps you will believe my next suspision.
Mario supports
guns and abuses them.
Remember when the NES got shipped? Remember what game was inside? Super Mario Bros
PLUS Duck Hunt. Pure proof that even since the days with the Nes, he has offiliate himself with the Nintendo Zapper (gun).
In 1989 there was a japanese movie released only in Japan. And retold classic fairy tales with Mario characters. This takes place in the mario history. It's there, it's just hidden. I have these images. (also, including the image at the beginning of the rant.)
Here's an image of Mario going back to his roots. Pure Evil. What would you do if you had a man from New York run at you like this with a gun?
Here's the truth: (Like I've said in past Mario Conspiracy's) Bowser is working with Mario to help Mario install his "good nature". Notice that Mario never actually kills Bowser just beats him up just enough. If you thought that Mario uses skills and cunning plan to defeat Bowser, think again. Behold the truth.
Mario commonly would hide this sort of thing, but I like to introduce Yoshi Safari. What is the story? Take a look at the picture, it's just as it seems. Mario grabs his bazooka like gun blows the crap out of all the goobas and Koopa troopas of the Yoshi Safari. I actually just remembered that he's riding Yoshi through out the whole game. Look at Yoshi's content face, simply satisfied with the gun wielding Mario.
Let's take a look in Yoshi's history then shall we...
Yoshi to this day has been in tons of Puzzle games from Tetris Attack to Yoshi Cookie. He's been there. So should we really be calling this Dragon-Dinosaure harmless. For him to be the master at these brain training like games there has to be something more. Could Yoshi be the Master Mind from the very start?
Remember Yoshi's Island? Baby Mario was droped from the sky and landed on Yoshi's back. The question is: Is Baby Mario the youger version of Mario? Or the Generation of Mario?
The answer: Nintendo never clearafied this.
In some game's like Mario Kart: Double Dash, Yoshi's Island and Mario Tennis Baby Mario is different person from Mario. Yet, in other games like Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time, Mario Golf: TT and Mario Power Tennis he is the younger form of Mario.
So did Yoshi have a negative effect on Mario at a young age? The answer is unknown.
So do you believe that Mario's Evil yet? If not then take a look at my next point which is actually the most recent.
The newest game to the Mario Saga is "New Super Mario Bros." That game brings Mario to his platfroming roots. Which include hurting and killing every Koopa troopa and goomba, right? Then can somebody explain to me a previous Mario game then...
Paper Mario 2 showed that the Koopa troopa and Goobas are NOT a threat to mario at the least bit, so why is he killing them in the next game? Simply cause he's not. Gooba and Koopa's have never been enemy to Mushroom Kingdom. It's true that Koopa and Goombas work for Bowser. But remember who does Bowser work for? He works for Mario.
Mario has set up the kidnapping of Princess peach everytime. Why? To make him seem like a hero. To have an excuse to convict the Koopa Troopa and goombas.
That pretty much covers a few reasons why Mario shouldn't be looked in his happy light.
But that's not what this is about.
Believe it or not, this is about a new game/new box art that raises so many questions...
Look at this...
The first thing that caught my eye with this the apperance of Pauline. I'm glad that Nintendo is showing her again. I hope that people catch on to the funny business that Mario has been pulling (It may help with Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection) . Anyhoo, on to the first question.
Why is Donkey Kong capturing Pauline?
Wasn't the Donkey Kong that captured Pauline, Cranky Kong nowadays? So what is the motive behind this? It could be that Donkey Kong needs to show himself again in a big way. What was the last triple "A" title Donkey Kong had? Donkey Konga? Don't think so.
How did Donkey Kong know how to take Pauline from Brooklyn?
There's only one pipe that goes to brooklyn and must activated by a special man, Mario. The only way that Donkey Kong could've gone to Pauline's location in Brooklyn is through Mario's direction. Which proves that Mario has set this all up.
What is Mario's motive with Pauline?
This is a good question. Donkey Kong is a known ally with Mario so if you get the idea take this new (Rare) Donkey Kong has motives with Pauline, you are wrong. It's Mario that has motives. I believe that he wants to rescue Pauline to perhaps carry out a plan that not only
HE has created.
I touched on this is the last MC. Think about it, Mario now has FULL controll over the Mushroom Kingdom. He controlls everyone and everything from Princess Toadstool to Bowser. Perhaps this was Paulines idea the whole time? He would take over the new world. And Pauline would become his queen. So was Pauline being cheated on with Peach or is Peach being cheated on with Pauline. Perhaps, Mario's just playing them both.
There are so many new Mario games coming out yearly. I will buy this one as I do the others. I need to know the truth and once I have more fast I post ANOTHER Mario Conspiracy.
So it clear? Do you understand? Well if you don't then, after 3 Mario conspiracys then you'll have to wait untill the site makes another redesign.
Yet, another site is discovering Pauline's past.
If any one has watched season 5 of 24 or just the American News. One would come to discover that even leaders demonstrated as harmless can be very evil. In the past I've had two other Articles on the Mario Conspiracy exploiting the truth. The true evil of the "hero" us Nintendo fans call Mario.
Here's the truth: (Like I've said in past Mario Conspiracy's) Bowser is working with Mario to help Mario install his "good nature". Notice that Mario never actually kills Bowser just beats him up just enough. If you thought that Mario uses skills and cunning plan to defeat Bowser, think again. Behold the truth.
Let's take a look in Yoshi's history then shall we...
Paper Mario 2 showed that the Koopa troopa and Goobas are NOT a threat to mario at the least bit, so why is he killing them in the next game? Simply cause he's not. Gooba and Koopa's have never been enemy to Mushroom Kingdom. It's true that Koopa and Goombas work for Bowser. But remember who does Bowser work for? He works for Mario.
The first thing that caught my eye with this the apperance of Pauline. I'm glad that Nintendo is showing her again. I hope that people catch on to the funny business that Mario has been pulling (It may help with Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection) . Anyhoo, on to the first question.
It was a freaking Harvest Moon.
The other best controller Nintendo ever made, the Super Nintendo controller. I find that this design was perfect and still IS perfect today. Besides, this was one of the first designs that Playstation copied.
(Ok, the PS2 controller is fine, where's the PS3's? Oh... and it's silver... )
Actually, I like the picture...
